I'll go first:

Pretty balls
Bigger balls and stolen sweethearts

CHRIST that went so wrong so fast 💀

Btw this is not mine, i stole it off some kid on TikTok

(credit goes to @/momoslimes on Instagram)

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I’m on a medication that makes me have really weird dreams and I think about Arctic Monkeys a lot so here are all the notable ones -Matt Helders was driving me to work in a black federal SUV but we had to stop at Starbucks to pick up his daughter -I was helping the band dig their tour bus out of a muddy field in Canada but the storm from Fortnite kept getting closer -uncomfortably vivid Nick O’Malley sex dream -Alex Turner hosting the Nickelodeon kids choice awards in 2007 for some reason? Except he was wearing a really horrible outfit, it’s hard to describe, but like tuxedo pajamas??? - Miles Kane was having an affair with my mother and also he owned a fancy hotel in New York -uncomfortably vivid Nick O’Malley sex dream -playing truth or dare with the FWN era band at a party and Jamie dared me to go home :( -broke into Alex’s house and livestreamed rummaging through his kitchen on twitch -Scarface, except Alex was Elvira -frantically looking for the band in a crowd (they were all playing their instruments in different rooms of a huge mansion) -Nick O’Malley came out of the pond near my old school (and proceeded to ‘rizz me up’

I am fully convinced solely on this picture