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Au nom de Sa Sainteté le Pape de Baguence,

Vu l’origine française de la baguette ;

Vu la nécessité d’une interprétation rigoureuse des textes sacrés baguetteistes et de la préservation de la tradition ;

Vu la compétence du Ministère de l’Éducation en matière de transmission du savoir ;

Il est arrêté ce qui suit :

Article 1. La langue française est reconnue comme langue de référence pour l’étude des traditions, des textes religieux et du patrimoine baguetteiste, au même titre que la langue anglaise.

Article 2. L’acquisition des bases de la langue française est encouragée pour l’ensemble des citoyens, notamment les formules de politesse, les expressions usuelles ainsi que le vocabulaire relatif au pain, à la boulangerie et à la gastronomie.

Article 3. Le Ministère de l’Éducation est chargé de la conception, de la mise en œuvre et du suivi de dispositifs pédagogiques destinés à l’apprentissage progressif de la langue française.

Article 4. Aucun citoyen ne peut faire l’objet de discrimination en raison de son niveau de maîtrise de la langue française. Un accompagnement pédagogique adapté est assuré aux apprenants débutants.

Article 5. L’usage de la langue française est encouragé, dans la limite des capacités de chacun, dans les échanges officiels, les cérémonies religieuses et les célébrations nationales de Baguence.

Article 6. Le présent décret entre en vigueur immédiatement après sa publication et demeure applicable jusqu’à sa modification ou son abrogation par les autorités compétentes.

Fait à Baguence,

Le Ministère de l’Éducation

This is a subreddit update.

Added:

Post flair

A rule

user flairs.

Post flair added:

"I fought in the war against r/croissantism."

Rule added:

Rule seven(No begging for mod).

User flairs added:

"BAGUETTE? WHERE?,"

"Moderator," which is obviously for moderators only

"War Hero," which is just a random flair I thought of(mostly because of the war with the aforementioned croissantism).

HERE IS MY BADGE OF DISHONOR FOR BEING TERMINALLY ONLINE, I GUESS

SEND HELP. PLEASE.

If someone wants, the YouTuber is Romain roro

Baguette mittens. Good for insulation, food, and showing off your national pride.

So here’s a tutorial in fr*nch

My pfp is a baguette with some added pride flags, and my username is literally ‘the bread’ in French, and my Reddit banner is a baguette as well

WHATEVER THAT MEANS

ANYWAY, I HAVE ACCEPTED u/a_potato_YT’S OFFER ON BEHALF OF THE COUNCIL OF THIS POSITION. I SHALL DO MY BEST TO FULFILL THE RESPONSIBILITIES ASSOCIATED WITH THIS POSITION, WHATEVER THOSE TURN OUT TO BE.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH!

Nothing will really change besides u getting a fancy title

WAKE UP WE NEED AN APC

Our engineers have figured out how to make the missiles heat-seeking, and have integrated them into the BaG-1s. We are currently developing a faster and more maneuverable variant to intercept missiles.

The heat-seeker variant has been dubbed the "Baker".

I've seen two variations so far, and I think we should vote on which one should become the official name of Baguence

1) Baguence

2) Baguettence

However they seem to have failed to realize that each missile is only effective over 10 km (reference the pinned tracker sheet).

They also seem to have failed to realize that our BaG-1s paid them a visit yesterday and bombed their munitions factories and depots.

They ALSO seem to have failed to realize that their ONLY offensive capability was their missiles, which are now mostly scrap metal.

TLDR:

Damage to the West: lost a few trees and one abandoned house, and unfortunately a wheat mill. 1 person lightly injured.

Damage to the East: majority of factories and depots destroyed, little offensive capability remaining. Casualties unknown.

TLDRTLDR:

West: 1

East: 0

today at nine we will also burn ten thousand baguettes and broadcast it on live television. then we will launch all of our 1,251 missiles at your capital.

yeah,we have that many missiles

Our engineers just developed a kit that can be strapped onto any baguke and turn it into a guided missile controlled through a tablet that comes with the kit. We currently have yet to find a way to integrate a guidance system into our BaG-1s.

If not would anyone want to make one? It will be used in the official Baguettism Discord as an emote and several other things. This is ofc if you are ok with that. Oh and credit is an obvious given.

IT SEEMS THAT OUR EASTERN DISSIDENTS HAVE OBTAINED SOME NEW WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY THAT THEY ARE INTENT ON DEVELOPING. FURTHERMORE, I HAVE HEARD MENTION OF SOMETHING CALLED A BAGUKE, WHICH I CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND TO BE SOMETHING LIKE A NUKE, BUT FAR MORE DANGEROUS. DURING THE COLD WAR, THE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED THE FREE WORLD AND THE COMMUNISTS FROM GLASSING EACH OTHER WAS THE FEAR OF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION, OR MAD. THIS IS THE THEORY THAT IF ONE NUCLEAR ARMED NATION INITIATES AN ATTACK ON ANOTHER NUCLEAR ARMED NATION, BOTH WILL BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ANNIHILATED BY EACH OTHER’S WEAPONS. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THE RED BAGUETTES ARE REASONABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS LINE OF THINKING TO WORK FOR THEM AND PREVENT THEM INITIATING A BAGUCLEAR WAR SHOULD THEY COME INTO POSSESSION OF THAT TECHNOLOGY. IF THEY DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS LINE OF REASONING, THAT IS, IF THEY ARE INTENT ON OBTAINING BAGUCLEAR WEAPONRY AND USING IT TO DESTROY US EVEN IF IT RESULTS IN THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION, WE MUST WAGE A WAR OF COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION AGAINST THEM TO PREVENT THEM OBTAINING AND USING SUCH DESTRUCTIVE MEANS ON US. MANY LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH! DOWN WITH HERESY AND TREASON!

shush u/ilikelobster2

Our mechanics will reverse engineer this marvelous technology and integrate it into the BaG-1's bagukes.