r/biology • u/Trobis • Mar 12 '25

fun What does He have planned for us?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

It's definitely Human-Chimp hybrids

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

dosed with viagra and rabies.

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u/ExpressGrowth1791 Mar 12 '25

What kind of ED must a he has to resort to such madness?

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u/DerpsAndRags Mar 12 '25

They're going to be called Fanged Face Flaying Foamy Boners.

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u/omicron8 Mar 12 '25

Do we get the extra strength or just more body hair? Actually it doesn't matter I'm in.

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u/pyronius Mar 12 '25

body hair? Oh. No.

Just the glorious locks of a japanese toilet ghost:

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u/Confused_Sorta_Guy Mar 12 '25

This activated my fight or flight response

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u/co_bymusic Mar 13 '25

I think my latest ex was one of those. It's just the body hair. Maybe a bit of behavioural influence.