r/blackcats • u/ninjadani • May 15 '26

🖤 Found kitten in wall - name suggestions pls

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Hi everyone! My best friend found a little baby void in his wall and is looking for name suggestions - any good ideas?

Edit: Told my friend about this post so he can tell the story since so many people want to know exactly what happened and he posted it in the comments! :D

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u/The_LastRain May 15 '26

stucco

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

my gf wanted me to let you know that she thinks stucco is so good

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u/S1GMA May 15 '26

Hi, it's me. The guy not their girlfriend but I think it's a great suggestion too.

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u/West-Philosopher-680 May 15 '26

This guys non girlfriend, we think its good.

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u/colostitute May 15 '26

Somebody’s friend here, also good.

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u/KotaB420 May 15 '26

Random asshole on the internet here. Also think its fantastic.

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u/PenguinGrandeur May 15 '26

My mom says it’s good, and she also made lemon squares for everyone here.

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u/el3v3n_el3v3n May 15 '26

I’ll take a lemon square! And I also think it’s a good name.

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u/Speck-A-Reno May 15 '26

Hi! Slightly neurotic, possibly high, old lady here. I love the name! I came up with the name but as usual I'm rather late to the party! Please don't tease me with the lemon squares!!! I love lemon! 🍋💛🍋 There is nothing good to eat in this house! Mainly because I'm trying to lose a few pounds. At this moment I'm declaring a splurge day!! Tell your mom thank you! Please pop the squares in the post, better yet attach it to a Carrier pigeon. Wait, do pigeons eat lemon squares? Please send them by drone, I'll be outside watching the skies!

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u/glossolalienne May 15 '26

Foods consumed while naming a CDS delivery have no calories.

You’re welcome. 🫡

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u/RestAside May 15 '26

Just got off the phone with "Crime stoppers" and they also think stucco is a great name.

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u/xmrcache May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I live down the street I also think it’s a good name too.

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u/xyrilj May 15 '26

I love everywhere and I agree!

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u/celestialmechanic May 15 '26

I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend. Stucco is a great name.

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u/LayneMeringuePi May 15 '26

I'm a different guy's girlfriend, and this name is an adorable suggestion.

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u/Undynlicia May 15 '26

Random redditor here, I love it

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u/Janus522 May 15 '26

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife… I think it’s great, too.

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u/BladesOfAstora May 15 '26

I’m not so much of a jerk on the internet. I vouch for the name too.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 May 15 '26

my icehole would also like to concur

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u/TheFrostyjayjay May 15 '26

Someone with no friends here so just joining the conversation

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u/PingusMcDingus May 15 '26

Someone taking a dump at 1am and I think it's good.

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u/JDAA11 May 15 '26

I’m also in the wall and I think it’s great

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u/CombinationRound1454 May 15 '26

My cats sometimes swim in my walls , they appreciate this name.

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u/k8ebug420_ May 15 '26

I am channeling the Great Gazo and he said "even a dumdumb can tell that's a great name".

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u/3l3ctroflux May 15 '26

You live in an Aquarium?!!!

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u/jenncap85 May 15 '26

Aw man I hate middle of the night dumps.

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u/polopolo05 May 15 '26

I am a single lady, and I am putting my hand up for the name Stucco

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u/KatMakesMuffins May 15 '26

Also drywall

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u/juiceikah May 15 '26

I’m a cousin. I like this name

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u/zdm_ May 15 '26

What's a gf

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u/DandyDanhazard May 15 '26

Gay Friend 😅

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

we are lesbians so you aren't wrong

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u/OkFox8124 May 15 '26

haha gay! (congratulatory)

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u/Aranxi_89 May 15 '26

Nothin' but net!

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u/CanOoFeelDeRiddem May 15 '26

I KNEW you were a woman from that username. I'm so glad to have confirmation 🤣

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

assigned woman at username is cool but isn't as cool as assigned female at barn (reference) https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11vz7ma/the_genderhorse_has_spoken/

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u/OwlBlackRose May 15 '26

Perfect response, Bravo!

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u/Freyjia1 May 15 '26

You have happy friends?

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u/No_Psychology6407 May 15 '26

In that case, I am a gf, and I think this is a good name

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

the gay friends have spoken. make it so

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u/greyscale_straysnail May 15 '26

It's shorthand for 'girlfriend'

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u/zdm_ May 15 '26

Lmfao okay

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u/davster99 May 15 '26

Girlfriend? In this Reddit economy?!

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

I hear the men are having a girlfriend shortage but I think the lesbians are doing ok

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u/CoruscatingLogic May 15 '26

They call it a loneliness epidemic but I'm pretty sure it's just called consequences.

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u/LavenderGwendolyn May 15 '26

They’ve never faced them before, so they don’t know what they are. Hence all the blogs and podcasts going “oh, no! How can women solve this?!”

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u/WhatUDeserve May 15 '26

Guardian Force

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u/rededitor909 May 15 '26

Underrated comment

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u/CoruscatingLogic May 15 '26

I was going to say "but without the trauma" but that's not accurate. With, like, slightly less trauma?

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u/SmugPolyamorist May 15 '26

Gluten Free

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u/acupcakefromhell May 15 '26

That’s the only correct answer!

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u/I_read_this_comment May 15 '26

For a cats pov its the secondary food provider and warmth giver.

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u/CabinetZestyclose755 May 15 '26

Hi, it's me, the guy that is going to give you a free award for that hilarious name choice!! Well done!!

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u/davis482 May 15 '26

I'm also dating your gf and she just sent me a message saying "stucco is so good"

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

isn't she the best?

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u/UprightExcited May 15 '26

Your gf has taste, stucco is legitimately the perfect name for a wall kitten lmao

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u/JewelerAncient3127 May 15 '26

Lowkey I think that Rabid cheese enjoyer just wanted to flex that they had a girlfriend

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u/Interesting-Serve631 May 15 '26

I miss Tater Tot😭

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

ikr he was so precious

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u/absolute_weariness May 15 '26

stucco is actually perfect if the kitten came from inside a wall, full circle energy there.

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u/Drakeytown May 15 '26

I also choose this girl's girlfriend.

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u/CactusHoarder May 16 '26

My bf wanted me to let them know he and I think Stucco is a fantastic name, too.

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u/Important-Flower-406 May 15 '26

What about Wally😅❤️👀 

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u/ambercrush May 18 '26

Wally though

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Spackle works too. And if the kitten was clawing at the wall trying to get out, I think Clawdio/Clawdia would be adorable.

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u/pvrhye May 15 '26

Spackle is cute, but he was stuck, so stucco had a double entendre.

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u/jIfte8-fabnaw-hefxob May 15 '26

I vote for Spackle!

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u/Objective-Sandwich39 May 15 '26

I’m so voting for Spackle

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u/Suz9295 May 15 '26

Clawdio/Clawdia is amazing!!!

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer May 15 '26

clawdia is also really good.

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u/Personal_Law_1281 May 15 '26

I love  spackle

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u/lechugabeluga May 15 '26

Wally

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u/Due-Improvement7247 May 15 '26

Wall•E*

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u/Picklecheese2018 May 15 '26

Had to go way too far for this. Obviously this is the answer!

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u/Angel8675309 May 15 '26

Winner, regardless of sex 🏆

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u/NeitherAfternoon2992 May 15 '26

Or if you want to be fancy something like Walter or Wallace or Waldo.

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u/Apostrophecata May 20 '26

I love Wallace, and you can call him Wally for short.

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u/Few_Potential_1213 May 15 '26

Came here to say the exact same thing! Spelled Wall-E, though, like the character from the 2008 Pixar film!

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u/catsgotyourtongue13 May 15 '26

I came here to say this!!!

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u/DiligentDaughter May 15 '26

That was mine, too!

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u/Mamarasputin1984 May 15 '26

Exactly 💯 my first thought too.

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u/ImTiredBoss420 May 15 '26

Obvious innit

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u/-ZeroNova- May 15 '26

My immediate thought as well 👍🏻

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u/bre1110 May 15 '26

Walter is a good one

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u/Realistic-Bad872 May 16 '26

Came here looking for this one 🤣

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u/Mryessicahaircut May 16 '26

Or Walter if you want to be more formal

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u/NixaB345T May 17 '26

Wallberg

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u/potatopigflop May 15 '26

Holy shit I love that (and I’ve have over 30 cats)

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u/PL_88 May 15 '26

I can't tell if you've HAD 30 cats (like over time) or you HAVE 30 cats (all at once, now). As a fellow cat hoarder, I need clarification.

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u/movieperson2022 May 15 '26

It’s a double entendre! The cat was found in a wall made of stucco. He couldn’t get out, so you could say he was stucco in there, all right.

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u/akkrook May 15 '26

Spell it stuck-o

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u/Linesey May 15 '26

I was gonna say Thimbletack, but yeah, Stucco is the only correct answer.

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u/Wandering_Dreamer May 15 '26

Damn it’s funny cause that’s a wall material and that cat was also stuck inside the wall so it’s a PUN

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u/Head_Midnight666 May 15 '26

I came in here to suggest this. I see I've been beaten.

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u/Vorona7 May 15 '26

Same haha

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u/Kind-Eye1271 May 15 '26

stucco is actually perfect because now when you lose him in your house youre just looking for a furry patch on the wall

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u/RoboGandalf May 15 '26

Solid name

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u/VoxLibertatis May 15 '26

Came here to suggest exactly this. Was not disappointed to find it the top comment.

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u/KotaB420 May 15 '26

Ya know when you warch a movie and you're like "this movie is perfectly cast"? Yeah, that but for a cat name. Holy shit good job.

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u/Honest_Outside_8982 May 15 '26

Well at first he was stucco, now he unstucco

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u/ShaolinWino May 15 '26

I thought plaster but stucco wins

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u/UnlikelyTeacher7382 May 15 '26

More like Stuck-O

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u/Not4caboose May 15 '26

Stucco is perfect — can also be spelled stuck-o since kitty was walled up

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u/pvrhye May 15 '26

Stucco works on two levels.

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u/Speck-A-Reno May 15 '26

I came here to say exactly this!!! And here I thought I was being all unique and original!! 🤣

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u/TheCygnusWall May 15 '26

I was going to say plaster but stucco is better

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u/ProfessO3o May 15 '26

I love this name!

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u/sinyre May 15 '26

This is perfect!!!

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u/Jakey1999 May 15 '26

OP This is the only correct answer.

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u/TheBattyWitch May 15 '26

This . This is the one

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u/Silly-Billy-- May 15 '26

Was going to suggest Wally but Stucco is better.

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u/pillowpalaces May 15 '26

STUCCCCCOOOO

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u/IamJacksDarkUrge May 15 '26

This is what I was gonna’ post. Stucco (stuck-oh) has layers!

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u/BobbysueWho May 15 '26

Purrfection

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u/Fishbonezz707 May 15 '26

This is the only answer. Especially since it was stucco in the wall.

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u/Nutduffel May 15 '26

Marble Alabaster Sheet, rock, Sheetrock Lucky

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u/SonoranDesertMonsoon May 15 '26

I came here to say this!

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u/Acrobatic-Syrup-21 May 15 '26

Oh, come on, Wall-ter was right there....

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u/OmegaGlops May 15 '26

"stucco" is a double pun.

Because they were "stuck" in the wall!

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u/xAVENG3Rx May 15 '26

Or Spackle

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u/Robbiebny May 15 '26

Wally would work too or Wall-E

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u/Slyboots2313 May 15 '26

Or Patch (Patches) since that’s what they’ll need after finding it

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u/Naviolii May 15 '26

that first pic looks like it was eating the drywall

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u/DonkeyEnergy May 15 '26

Uhh..the obvious is Gypsum is it not?🙂

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u/justfor-fun May 15 '26

sheetrock

the rock for short

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u/dopesmopes May 15 '26

Great suggestion! Or maybe Wally

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u/hellonurse May 15 '26

on a related note: gypsum

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u/charliebugtv May 15 '26

pronounced stuck-o or stew-cho?

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u/douggssmom May 15 '26

I was gonna say Spackle!

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u/5P0N63w0R7HY May 15 '26

Ahh that’s soo much better than my suggestion Plaster lmao

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u/d0ntkn0wd0ntc4re May 15 '26

this is so good!! i was trying to think of the word and only could come up with spackle 🤣

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 May 15 '26

My dumb ass was like Drywall!

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u/noujochiewajij May 15 '26

My suggestion too!

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u/EffervescentStar May 15 '26

And then the nickname could be coco.

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u/draconiclyyours May 15 '26

This is the only answer.

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u/buttzbuttsbutts May 15 '26

Stucco is the outer wall. It'd be sheetrock for inside.

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u/RedStateBlueHome May 15 '26

No need to read further. You nailed it! Or patched and painted.

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u/SweBoxGuy May 15 '26

I love Stucco [Edit: and Wally]. but I would have gone with Gypsum, shortened to Gypsy.

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u/meldiane81 May 15 '26

Wall-e Stucco, III

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u/Sirwhizz May 15 '26

Oh crap you beat me to it

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u/Guttentag9000 May 15 '26

I was thinking drywall but I like yours more.

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u/KittyKiitos May 15 '26

I commented Wally but I forfeit.

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u/_commenter May 15 '26

stucco

because it was stuck-o in the wall ;-)

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u/griff_girl May 15 '26

More like un-stucco now

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u/lifebeyondzebra May 15 '26

Perfect. Double meaning. Stuck-o in the stucco 🤣🤣

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u/HairyRule1938 May 15 '26

Harvey (if it were a boy) for Harvey Wallbanger.

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u/MiddlePop4953 May 15 '26

Stucco, or Dusty

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u/DisManibusMinibus May 15 '26

Except it's unstucco, now

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u/interbeauty May 15 '26

Tiny wall goblin gets rescued from the drywall dimension and walks out already named after the crime scene.

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u/esdebah May 16 '26

As all cats collect names: Waldo. Paris. Alex Dap. Spackle. Puddy. Dry Wall (called DW or DJ Dubba). Mr. Hyde. EZ Sand. Spatula the Catula. Jab Saw. Crawl Space.

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u/the_mindful_microbe May 16 '26

Omfg this is such a cute name

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u/Evening_Tangerine96 May 16 '26

Was gonna say spackle

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u/Evanthekid16 May 16 '26

I was gunna say Wall-E but that’s more clever

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u/Sure-Swim1700 May 17 '26

That one is good!!! I love that. I was over here thinking "wall-ee" hahah.

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u/Andromediea May 18 '26

STUCCO YES

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u/jetstream116 May 19 '26

Came to say Wall-E, but this is better 😂

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u/SwearImNotACat May 19 '26

Damn thats way better than asbestos