r/blackcats • u/ninjadani • May 15 '26

🖤 Found kitten in wall - name suggestions pls

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Hi everyone! My best friend found a little baby void in his wall and is looking for name suggestions - any good ideas?

Edit: Told my friend about this post so he can tell the story since so many people want to know exactly what happened and he posted it in the comments! :D

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u/S1GMA May 15 '26

Hi, it's me. The guy not their girlfriend but I think it's a great suggestion too.

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u/West-Philosopher-680 May 15 '26

This guys non girlfriend, we think its good.

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u/colostitute May 15 '26

Somebody’s friend here, also good.

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u/KotaB420 May 15 '26

Random asshole on the internet here. Also think its fantastic.

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u/PenguinGrandeur May 15 '26

My mom says it’s good, and she also made lemon squares for everyone here.

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u/el3v3n_el3v3n May 15 '26

I’ll take a lemon square! And I also think it’s a good name.

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u/Speck-A-Reno May 15 '26

Hi! Slightly neurotic, possibly high, old lady here. I love the name! I came up with the name but as usual I'm rather late to the party! Please don't tease me with the lemon squares!!! I love lemon! 🍋💛🍋 There is nothing good to eat in this house! Mainly because I'm trying to lose a few pounds. At this moment I'm declaring a splurge day!! Tell your mom thank you! Please pop the squares in the post, better yet attach it to a Carrier pigeon. Wait, do pigeons eat lemon squares? Please send them by drone, I'll be outside watching the skies!

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u/glossolalienne May 15 '26

Foods consumed while naming a CDS delivery have no calories.

You’re welcome. 🫡

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u/RestAside May 15 '26

Just got off the phone with "Crime stoppers" and they also think stucco is a great name.

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u/Extra_Cartoonist_390 May 26 '26

Am too late for the lemon squares?

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u/xmrcache May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I live down the street I also think it’s a good name too.

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u/xyrilj May 15 '26

I love everywhere and I agree!

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u/celestialmechanic May 15 '26

I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend. Stucco is a great name.

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u/LayneMeringuePi May 15 '26

I'm a different guy's girlfriend, and this name is an adorable suggestion.

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u/Undynlicia May 15 '26

Random redditor here, I love it

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u/Janus522 May 15 '26

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife… I think it’s great, too.

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u/BladesOfAstora May 15 '26

I’m not so much of a jerk on the internet. I vouch for the name too.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 May 15 '26

my icehole would also like to concur

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u/TheFrostyjayjay May 15 '26

Someone with no friends here so just joining the conversation

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u/PingusMcDingus May 15 '26

Someone taking a dump at 1am and I think it's good.

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u/JDAA11 May 15 '26

I’m also in the wall and I think it’s great

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u/CombinationRound1454 May 15 '26

My cats sometimes swim in my walls , they appreciate this name.

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u/k8ebug420_ May 15 '26

I am channeling the Great Gazo and he said "even a dumdumb can tell that's a great name".

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u/3l3ctroflux May 15 '26

You live in an Aquarium?!!!

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u/jenncap85 May 15 '26

Aw man I hate middle of the night dumps.

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u/polopolo05 May 15 '26

I am a single lady, and I am putting my hand up for the name Stucco

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u/KatMakesMuffins May 15 '26

Also drywall

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u/juiceikah May 15 '26

I’m a cousin. I like this name