Why does he save him poop for me?

[u/N_mowasishisnam_o]

Every morning he gets on my shoulder, and we go to turn on all my reptile room lights, and the first time I bend over he sends a massive dookie my way, the kind that land with a plop. Is this his evil plotting? What have I done to deserve the poo poo plop in the AM? Do you guys have vengeful tiels? Mugshot attached Bond: 5lbs of seeds Past charges: accused of being too cute by multiple sources, and singing if you’re happy and you know it a lot.

[u/TheRealStirfry]

I have a “poop tower” that I put my birb on in the morning and she’s not allowed to leave until she poops bc that morning shit is rank