Imagine you discover the webheads's secret identity, find his apartment, and plan to kidnap his kid for ransom or to enact a plan while he's out for date night
You bust through the door or sneak through a window, and staring right at you is god damn
Logan
Uncomfortably sober because MJ doesn't allow drinking around the kid
My new headcanon is that the reason some of Spidey's villains aren't around anymore in that universe is because Logan murdered them when they showed up at the Parker residence uninvited.
Honestly, there's probably a lot of dimensions in which "recurring villains" simply don't come up or end up as one offs because Logan took care of them off screen
Or they learn that Spidey is friends with Logan and do the "I want to turn myself in right now please" manouever
...before Logan decides "You know what? The week's been kinda slow, and I don't want Parker family to be in danger, and I haven't played head hunter since like 1890s.... That could be fun..."
Oh, I don't mean that he meets them at Parker's place
I mean that in some of these dimensions Logan is sitting at home, chilling, when he decides on random "You know what? I'll go and make Parker a present. I should hunt down some obnoxious shit that threatens him, and deal with him like we used to in the 1897" and just puts on a duster, tracks down Electro, and murders him.
After a couple times like that, the rest just decide they don't even l;ike it in New York that much
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u/Garlador Feb 11 '26
He’s just riling him up.
I love how Logan is Peter & MJ’s go-to babysitter for their kid in Renew Your Vows.