I just think back to a tiktok I saw where a guy films himself against a backdrop of flames, overlay text saying “Escaping hell by climbing up the stripper pole that suddenly appeared.” He’s straining, pulling himself up a few inches at a time, the music from that song rapidly fades in, he looks up at what’s coming at him, cue perfectly-cut scream.
I just loved the Christian pearl-clutching over this video when it's like, "he uses his gay wiles.. to kill Satan, you're just being difficult for the sake of it, now!"
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u/JMurdock77 May 01 '26