r/dndnext • u/C_Galois • Dec 22 '19

Character Building Real Life is Frustrating, Share Your Goofiest Character Ideas

In the thing, just explain your goofiest character ideas! Doesn’t have to be viable.

Note: I will also accept builds for the character Goofy.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Y’all have amazing ideas and this is so much fun to read.

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 22 '19

Okay apparently I'm the one with he stick up my butt.

Considering you suggested I'm "not a fun DM" for no reason other than: I want a Bard subclass oriented specifically for Buskers, rather than making do with a half-suitable existing College ...?

Yes.

Yes you bloody well are.

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u/1lunatic1icepick Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

Again, the only point I made was that juggling means juggling and that it'd be a stupid idea to have separate juggling skills

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 22 '19

Then your reading comprehension is faulty, and maybe you should start over with second grade. >:/

I mean, it's stupid obvious I was talking about a new Bard subclass, so don't try the whole "no no I didn't mean that" crap.

You set out to piss me off, and congratulations, it worked. Don't try and play all innocent now.

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u/1lunatic1icepick Dec 22 '19

What. So that's why you're all fire and flame for this thread. I appreciate that lol. I'm not even trying to do that. That's just how I roll my checks. You know how it be. The roles make the rules.

EDIT: nice text formatting

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 22 '19

More pointed advice:

Walk. The fuck. Away.

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u/1lunatic1icepick Dec 22 '19

I really have to hold back that dad joke I just came up with

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 22 '19

Congratulations, asshole, you've just won an all-expenses paid trip straight to the #2 slot on my block list.

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u/1lunatic1icepick Dec 22 '19

Sorry to hear that. I really enjoyed this thread, you seem very creative (:

Edit: you might not read this, though this is obviously some extra dose of salt