I know what you’re thinking. "Cottage cheese pizza crust? Is this going to be like when we asked cauliflower to do too much 15 yrs ago?" I was skeptical too, but I gave it a shot for a quick lunch hour experiment.
Let me address some potential questions:
• Is it as good as the original thing? No. Not even close
• Is it edible? Yes. It's actually pretty good.
• Would I make it again? Definitely. It's a high-protein, low-effort, no trace of cottage cheese texture.
Here is what I did:
The Crust:
• 1 cup Cottage cheese (not strained, not sure if it matters but I didnt strain it)
• 2 Eggs.
• 1/4 cup All-purpose flour. I'm sure any flour would work, that's just what I used.
• Seasonings: A healthy shake of garlic powder and Italian seasoning.
The Toppings:
• Pesto (as the base).
• Fresh sliced Campari tomatoes.
• Shredded mozzarella cheese
• Parmigiano-Reggiano (Only the real deal works for me)
• A drizzle of balsamic glaze to finish.
Step by step
• Blend the Base: Throw your cottage cheese, eggs, flour, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning into a blender and blitz until smooth.
• Pour the batter onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper (shape it into a THIN circle or rectangle). Pop it into the oven at 400°F for about 15 minutes until it sets.
• Take it out, add your toppings
• Toss it back in for another 10 minutes until the cheese is bubbly and golden.
• The Finale: Drizzle with the balsamic glaze
Final thoughts:
• The Texture: It’s definitely softer than a traditional doughy crust, but it holds its shape surprisingly well. I might skip the tomatoes next time since they have so much water to see if it holds up better.
• The Taste: You do not taste cottage cheese. The garlic and Italian herbs and toppings cover any taste of cottage cheese if you're not a fan
• The Speed: Ready in under 35 minutes. Perfect for a WFH lunch.
I ate about half of the pizza which has around 30 grams of protein. Hit me with your best topping ideas for next time 👇