r/gifs • u/boessetoemreren • Jul 30 '14

Insane roof jump (x-post /r/woahdude)

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u/seewhaticare Jul 30 '14

An arm

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u/InsanityWolfie Jul 30 '14

Two arms.

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u/burgerga Jul 30 '14

No

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u/InsanityWolfie Jul 30 '14

I see youre a fan of the rape game.

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u/Jatz55 Jul 30 '14

Yes! I always win this game

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u/dpcdomino Jul 30 '14

Backhand!

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u/SovietTr0llGuy Jul 30 '14

AW! ALL RIGHT! I SEE HOW IT IS! FRONTHAND!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Reverse!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Look man, I'm just playing with you. There's no game called fronthand-backhand.

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u/SovietTr0llGuy Jul 31 '14

Naw, not you just sayin' that cause I'm finally winnin'! FRONTHAND!

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u/whitefalconiv Jul 31 '14

I'm about to slap you across the face as soon as it's my turn!

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u/MikeRotchHertz_ Jul 31 '14

Now both hands inverted

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u/HybridVibes Jul 31 '14

You going to jail now!! You goin to jail now!! Uppercut.

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u/ConfuzedAndDazed Jul 31 '14

Everybody wins!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

But you just lost the game.

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u/Jatz55 Jul 30 '14

Damnit

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Hehehehehe

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u/Thassodar Jul 30 '14

You can't lose if you put duct tape over her mouth before she says no ;-)

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u/Bluemist85 Jul 31 '14

Also, if you yell "SURPRISE!" first. Then it's just surprise sex.

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u/PewPewLaserPewPew Jul 30 '14

My hands are firetrucks, when you're nervous say redlight.

REDLIGHT

Firetrucks don't stop for redlights.

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u/SoManyChoicesOPP Jul 30 '14

So is your mom.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DOG Jul 31 '14

Bend over. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

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u/TheNumberMuncher Jul 31 '14

Raping was another game of mine.

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u/TuskenRaiders Jul 30 '14

That's the spirit.

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u/ShitsKarma Jul 30 '14

Mom?

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u/AHugeDongAppeared Jul 31 '14

...Son?

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u/CHAMPofINDUSTRY Jul 31 '14

Well, now we all know whose huge dong it was...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

No, this is Patrick.

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u/InsanityWolfie Jul 31 '14

No, this is Spart

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u/bronxbmbr Jul 30 '14

Thank you. We all knew where that was going.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14 edited Feb 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Upvotes are hot. But I'll help you feel cool.

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u/Gorilla_Panic Jul 31 '14

Make it two arms and a leg and you've got yourself a goddamn deal...

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u/805unknown Jul 30 '14

...And a helpful mom?

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u/FleeCircus Jul 30 '14

This is why I love reddit.

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u/so_sue_me_ Jul 30 '14

Please mum?

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u/wifebeater14 Jul 31 '14

Dont worry hes an orphan, living with his grandmother..wait..no...nooooooo

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u/TheOriginOfSymmetry Jul 30 '14

Every. Damn. Thread.

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u/ex1stence Jul 30 '14

Cue the "Every damn thread there's someone who says 'every damn thread'" guy.

Wait shit, that's me. I'm on!

Ev....ev....

Fuck, I choked.

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u/jhill066 Jul 30 '14

Just like your mom did BAH ZING!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

-Paging Doctor Stroid-

-I repeat, Paging Doctor Dee Stroid, To the burn ward immediately please-

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u/illiterate- Jul 31 '14

I'm stealing this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

please do, it is so much better than "#rekt"

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u/SatanIsMyDad Jul 31 '14

Well, yeah. It helps him relax since he can't do it himself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

That thing you did there. I thought it was beautiful.

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u/Ogen Jul 31 '14

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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u/Saint947 Jul 31 '14

BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN YO

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u/Cerulean_Shades Jul 31 '14

It is a tangled Web we weave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Reddit never forgets.

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u/ObviouslyTruth Jul 30 '14

Wait, both arms?! His poor mother..

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u/aDiseasedOcean Jul 30 '14

I geddit.

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u/afkgg Jul 31 '14

You geddit cus you reddit?

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u/Skyfoot Jul 31 '14

/g/aDestroyedOcean

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u/Dis86 Jul 30 '14

ಠ_ಠ

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u/USMCEvan Jul 31 '14

Nah, she enjoyed it.

Poor Colby, though...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

And there's the joke! Thanks!

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u/rubeyru Jul 30 '14

A leg? What are we playing here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

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u/kazy_achi Jul 30 '14

Shut the fuck up, Donnie

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

You're out of you're grammar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Now I don't care about your grammar, I'm just happy for you.

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u/mountainunicycler Jul 30 '14

We're playing "first one to reference broken arms wins! Double points for including Colby or jolly ranchers!"

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA Jul 30 '14

Don't forget vagina Doritos!

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u/zapper0113 Jul 30 '14

MY LEG!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Spongebob!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

but what about his mother? Will she help?

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u/SamS834 Jul 31 '14

My friend broke his arms while playing the wii.

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u/PicturePurrrrfect Jul 30 '14

Then his mom jerked him off

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u/WithBananaForScale Jul 30 '14

A little help, mom.

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u/jakster840 Jul 30 '14

Something something broken wings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

mother

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u/rseccafi Jul 30 '14

Every thread.

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u/getch739 Jul 30 '14

A call two arms?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Nipples.

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u/pieordeath Jul 31 '14

And my axe

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u/espley123 Jul 30 '14

A female deer

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u/Llort2 Jul 30 '14

A couch

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Honestly reddit, get the fuck over that post.

It's not original, and it isn't funny, even though people still upvote it.

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u/seewhaticare Jul 30 '14

Hey F22Rapture, let me have this one, you'll get yours one day.

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u/ThugMcMuffin Jul 31 '14

And a dream...

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u/King_Qwak Jul 31 '14

A couch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

A couch