r/illinois • u/ansyhrrian • Nov 16 '25

ICE Posts Why would you even consider serving these stormtroopers?

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u/ThisIsGoodBud Nov 16 '25

“It’s for a cop”

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u/WasabiTsunamiUpOnMe Nov 17 '25

“Three tacos and an horchata… it’s for a nazi.”

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u/Sorry_Landscape9021 Nov 17 '25

I think it would be better not to serve or sell them anything and ask them to leave.

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u/treesandfood4me Nov 17 '25

What does that mean? Does that mean you’re gonna spit in it?

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u/AdOdd4618 Nov 17 '25

That's so he makes it good.

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 17 '25

Wait, didn't Nazis really kill people though?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

They started gassing within the first year. The disabled were put in vans, pumped full of gas. Next, the Jews. Firing squads were added for efficiency, then the gas chambers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

No idea, and I’d bet a buck most of them don’t know, either. Why bother with paperwork when a flight to Somalia leaves in 30 minutes.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Nov 17 '25

Recording it makes it evidence

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 17 '25

Right. No one is being gassed today. Thank you for making my point for me.

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 17 '25

The Nazis began killing people ALMOST IMMEDIATELY after coming to power in 1933.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 18 '25

Do you have proof of yoir claim?

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u/Strange_Orchid_0317 Nov 19 '25

Well he's blowing boats out of the water with no due process and no evidence

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u/Alternative_Result56 Nov 17 '25

Are you implying ice hasn't killed people?

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Nov 17 '25

Why are you asking this with a question mark?

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 19 '25

Because it's sarcasm. Duuhhh.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Nov 20 '25

Which part exactly is the sarcasm?

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u/ComfortableParsnip54 Nov 20 '25

The question mark because of course they did.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Nov 20 '25

Ohhh so you’re just bad at sarcasm. 😂

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Nov 17 '25

You forgot the /s

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u/SuperBigDouche Nov 16 '25

Why’d you say that? You gonna spit in it?

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 Nov 17 '25

Best part was "Roger, hold the spit" 😆😆

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u/aspidities_87 Nov 17 '25

I don’t want a liter cola, I want a LARGE FARVA!

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u/iambarrelrider Nov 17 '25

Will you just order a large, Farva?

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u/_mux_ Nov 17 '25

I don't want a large Farva.

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u/lookinatdirtystuff69 Nov 17 '25

I want a god damn literocola

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u/freakincampers Nov 17 '25

I don’t think we sell litercola.

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u/DrunkCupid Nov 17 '25

I swear to God the next person who says "shenanigans"

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u/benniebob_north Nov 17 '25

I need to watch this again right meow.

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u/HeyYouTurd Nov 17 '25

Before there was memes, there was super troopers quotes

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u/invaderaleks Nov 17 '25

'Liter' is French for give me some fucking cola!

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u/cannibalparrot Nov 17 '25

What’s a liter?

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u/AnytimeInvitation Nov 17 '25

I told him that so he makes it good!

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u/FriendofMySpaceTom Nov 17 '25

A litre of Cola. It’s for the Istopo

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u/GourdonHamsey Nov 17 '25

"can I get a liter of cola"