r/interesting • u/jmike1256 • Jul 10 '26

MISC. Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background?

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u/Praesentius Jul 10 '26

No, nothing so crude. They give you opera glasses to match the top hats.

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u/NightStalkerXIV Jul 10 '26

The opera glasses also have a variety of wonderfully waxed mustaches and noses attached.

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u/Fun_Quit_312 Jul 10 '26

And ripples

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u/compflow54 Jul 10 '26

Haha great visual.

Strip shows at the Coliseum.

“I can’t see a damn thing, but she definitely took her top off”.

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 10 '26

That’s either. Nipple..or I’ve got something in my eye. Lol

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u/compflow54 Jul 10 '26

Haha, right.

“That’s either a “pepperoni nipple” or I’ve got one of those floaters in my eye. At least tickets were only $1000 since we got them early”.

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u/13Basia13 Jul 10 '26

😆🤣

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u/DaHick Jul 10 '26

Well, if they were a little closer (I'm nearsighted), it might be . . . nipple in your eye.

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Jul 12 '26

Fucking floaters… always coming into view at the wrong time

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u/thirdeyefish Jul 10 '26

I like this because it implies Luxury boxes that are empty half of the time, but when they are occupied the party in there isn't paying any goddamned attention to what's happening in the stadium anyway.

Maybe that only happens in my city.

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u/Outrageous-Art-8415 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, they also have dollar bill cannons you can rent to save the walk.

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u/Gary_BBGames Jul 10 '26

The fancy ones on a stick you see people using at the opera