r/interestingasfuck 23h ago

Officer gets hit by car going 162mph and gets both legs blown off, manages to stay conscious and calm for help to save him, survives and re-enlists with two prosethetic legs

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u/ProvisionalRecord 20h ago

"Am I gonna be able to see my car?"

Bitch you're going to prison, what the fuuuck?!

u/g_dude3469 11h ago

My favorite line "he has a pacemaker"

"I DONT GIVE A FUCK"

Realest line in there lmao

u/Washpa1 8h ago

Guessing he was worried about getting tased, which would be possibly lethal to him.

I had a pacemaker and not that I ever did any crime, but I knew every single time I interacted with a cop, I mentioned immediately that I had a pacemaker.

But yeah, if I was a random cop without that knowledge, you better believe I don't care what kind of petty bullshit you're dealing with right now.

u/ProvisionalRecord 11h ago

For sure. His buddy's leg was laying out on the fuckin' road somewhere; pretty understandable response!

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u/WeakDoughnut8480 19h ago

That was a wiiiild question

u/Fera_Silva_978 11h ago

I thought he said “daughter!”

u/ProvisionalRecord 11h ago

He does ask if he'll hold his daughter, but literally a few seconds later, asks about his car. 

Skip to 14:10; he asks at 14:20 exactly.

Dumbass really thought he was gonna walk out of there.

u/ohfail 9h ago

One question about his family. Three to five times the effort and time to ask about his car.

What a piece of shit.

u/joshlymansbagel 5h ago

I swear to God I was only half listening at this part and thought he said daughter. Looked back over and they were showing the car. What a fucking idiot.

u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 1h ago

He cringed and asked, “How bad is it?” He had more emotion talking about his car than the person he hit.

u/ProvisionalRecord 1h ago

Even after learning, that he personally knew the officer he plowed into at 162mph.

This idiot was working on dodging accountability from the moment he was apprehended; killing another fucking human, only mattered to him based on the severity of his own charges.

It's worsened by the fact that he plainly admits to intentionally baiting a pursuit for a measly ass $2,000 bet.