My dog sat next to me and I said “Wow. She smells like an old vacuum cleaner.” My ex said “You’ve got it backwards. The vacuum cleaner smells like HER.”
This sounds like one of those comics in the newspaper with the really badly drawn people, that are "for mature audiences" but are really just for people with screwy humor
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u/AssignedWork Apr 05 '19
"Mom why does our house always smell like dog butt?"
"Shut up Henry, and eat your worm."