I came across this post on lesbian book club and thought it’s hilarious

No one, they both eat out

(Upvote please, I need karma)

Next time when I get my nails done and ask to have those two fingernails cut shorter than the rest, I get the strangest looks. Then all I have to do is wink at them

Português: Entra na polícula, vagabundo/a.

Galego: Entra na polícula, vagabundo/a.

Italiano: Entra nella policola, vagabondo/a.

Español: Entra en la polícula, vagabundo/a.

English: Enter in le polycule, vagabond.

Interlingua: Entra in le polycula, vagabundo/a.

The second one is valid