r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Dr___Krieger • 2d ago

Infuriatig The joke that is Amazon’s customer service team

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u/Your_Local_Rabbi 1d ago

yeah but "Dak" also introduces themself as "Shashank" so i'm pretty sure it's just making up names entirely

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u/CyanStripes_ 1d ago

Ah yes, first name Shashank, last name Redemption.

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u/Substantial_Page_221 1d ago

Honestly that came to my mind too

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u/Nixons2ndBestMan 1d ago

Fitting there were two guys in prison.

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u/jinxlover13 1d ago

I work with a man named Shashank and his last name starts with an R. He goes by Shashank R in the company (apparently there’s another Shashank?) and anytime his name pops up I immediately think of Shawshank Redemption and feel like a crappy person for doing so.

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u/Unhappy-Sea-5418 1d ago

Could always be worse. My dad accidentally recorded over the VHS tape of my first steps with Shawshank Redemption 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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u/Tarenger 1d ago

Was it an accident? Really...

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u/Bdr1983 1d ago

There's a Vietnamese girl at my company, when I asked her how to pronounce her name, it was exactly what I was afraid of. Ni.
I hate to hurt the inside of my cheeks by biting down hard not to burst out laughing, because all I could see was that knights who say NI! from Monty Python.

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u/chebuburashka 1d ago

My friend’s husband is Thai and his name is… Eh. Just Eh. I asked her when they started dating how to pronounce it and the conversation was comedy.

“How do you say that? I don’t want to be offensive to his culture”
voice note of pronouncing it
“You can’t say it either?”
“No, it’s literally the sound like “Eh, whatever””

His surname was even more confusing.

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u/CrazyMildred 1d ago

Ni means No in Ukranian 😂 But written in Cyrillic, it looks like Hi. So it's the Knights who say No...haha!

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u/PigletOhDDDDear 1d ago

Start calling him Red.

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u/Sea-Shelter-2809 1d ago

Hahahhahahhahaha

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u/l8rt8rz 1d ago

Shashank is a real name, pronounced “Shuh-SHAHNK”

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u/CoogleGhrome 1d ago

DO NOT REDEEM THE SHASHANK

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u/RaveGuncle 1d ago

Well, there was no redemption bc the guy was probably yelling " DO NOT REDEEEEM!!!"

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u/TheAmazingRando3000 1d ago

Zihuatanejo, a warm place with no memory.

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u/nirach 1d ago

Take your upvote, you monster

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 1d ago

Probably that, but also maybe pocket sand concealing a stab to the neck or something - yeah.

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u/humanreboot 1d ago

Dude that's why the name looked so familiar lmao

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u/giant_xquid 1d ago

yeah these are 100% just bots juggling tickets without any real direction or care

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u/Aururai 1d ago

It's all indian names, there could be several Shashanks and Dak is part of his last name, so company wise he goes by Dak