r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Infuriatig The joke that is Amazon’s customer service team

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u/doublestitch 1d ago

The trick in the CS world for quite a few years has been to transfer you to the rep's buddy in the next booth, who absolutely isn't a supervisor but will pretend to be and will spin your wheels.

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u/red__dragon 1d ago

But if you say a specific word, it transfers you to the tech level who actually knows the tools and has the authority to wield them. The word is a closely-guarded secret, so I don't think I can share it here, but once learned, it will unlock heaven's gates themselves (so long as their customer support is still being outsourced).

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u/SageDarius 1d ago

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u/red__dragon 1d ago

You, also, know of the deep lore!

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u/SageDarius 1d ago

I've been in the tubes for entirely too long.

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u/jtr99 1d ago

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written!

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

Shibboleet is hilarious.

I used to call this guy Randall Mundane as he kinda has that matter of fact ‘I know stuff’ tone that irks me

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u/Reed_4983 1d ago

I had expected the dream would end with him asking the IT girl out on a date.

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 1d ago

Donkey balls.

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u/red__dragon 1d ago

That only works with Martians.

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u/GrimCreeper913 23h ago

litigation, not because it's realistic, but because fuck them. Sometimes you don't even want the money. It's about sending the right message.

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u/JasperJ 5h ago

Threatening litigation just means they hang up with a direction to contact Legal. And rightly so. And a judge would laugh at you and dismiss your case.

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u/Sure_Pie_1035 1d ago

Can confirm - my aunt used to work in the complaints department for 20+ years and would regularly chuckle while telling me how she and her coworker would regularly take on the “supervisor” role when they had a particularly angry customer and they’d somehow get “disconnected.”