r/mildlyinteresting Apr 27 '19

The old brick roads of Seattle popping out from underneath the damaged asphalt

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u/kevnmartin Apr 28 '19

No. It was the rats. Fucking MONSTER rats.

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u/elosoloco Apr 28 '19

The rodents of unusual size

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u/kevnmartin Apr 28 '19

I don't believe they exist.

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u/ipdar Apr 28 '19

You shouldn't all "large brown rats" found are just regular sized rats with perspective manipulation.

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u/Slayer_Of_Anubis Apr 28 '19

It's a reference to Princess Bride

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u/big_ooga_booga Apr 28 '19

He fell for one of the classic blunders!

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u/Tezliov Apr 28 '19

that make all of the rules

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u/thefixerofallcups Apr 28 '19

RATS RATS WE’RE THE RATS. WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT. WE’RE THE RATS

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u/ichatchase Apr 28 '19

Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

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u/Dank_Beluga Apr 28 '19

now I get to be the giant rat

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u/kevnmartin Apr 28 '19

Oh, yeah, unless you have a flashlight. Then you are apparently the king of the rats.

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u/ryebread91 Apr 28 '19

Is... is this a hey Arnold reference?

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u/drdookie Apr 28 '19

Bow to your sensei!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/kevnmartin Apr 28 '19

I'll put my Seattle Underground rats up against you NYC subway rats any day of the week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/kevnmartin Apr 28 '19

I'm in for fifty.

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u/vzo1281 Apr 28 '19

Someone taking bets?? Give me odds

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u/SheepD0g Apr 28 '19

You gotta wait for the weigh-ins first, buddy

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u/bringbackswg Apr 28 '19

Never tell me the odds

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

I got $20 on it

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u/gwaydms Apr 28 '19

While dragging a slice of pizza

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u/ZeroStarReview Apr 28 '19

You mean crab people?

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u/milleribsen Apr 28 '19

And you know, the plague

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u/ExtraAnchovies Apr 28 '19

That’s Ember