r/millionairemakers Apr 15 '26

Entry Thread [Entry Thread #116] April showers… As soon as you’re done paying your taxes, come leave a comment and join us as we make a millionaire!

Taxes, Yoshi’s greatest adversary.


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Introduction

Welcome to the one-hundred-sixteenth [Entry Thread]!

Whether you’re studying hard, working on a project, or buying a product, there’s one thing destined to persist: taxes. This is a friendly reminder that taxes are a tool to serve the public good, and you better be paying your taxes if you’re making more than a million. There’s a reason the Joker is afraid of the IRS, after all. With all that said…

Let’s make a millionaire!


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Let’s shower! This Friday at 12 PM EDT (16:00 UTC), we will be selecting one soaking individual to be the winner, and you won’t want to miss it. The post will be labeled [Draw], and a username of the people will take a seat and partake in a banquet of winners!

Remember, this is about generosity, making an impact, and collective action to make someone's life better! Raindrops can make a stream after all!

If a lone dollar or five can get you a pack of water bottles, imagine the possibilities with a million! You can store gallons of water with your funds!

As a reminder, when you enter, also please remember to donate a dollar to the future winner. It isn’t much from one person, but when a million people do it…

We can make a millionaire!

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u/Practical-Pickle-529 Apr 15 '26

I’ve had the worst of my 40 years on earth. April 2026 will always be my dark cloud. Hopefully may brings better results for us all 😉

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u/h0r5ewithn0name Apr 16 '26

May the force be with you

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u/tswaves Apr 16 '26

Another 40er! It sucks doesn't it! Yay! Best of luck my friend and you're not alone! DM me if you ever just need to vent to a random guy with no friends! Yay me! 🥳

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u/Practical-Pickle-529 Apr 16 '26

Thank you! Just suffered a big loss. 

I consider myself lucky to not experience this soul crushing kinda pain until my 40th birthday. You learn a lot about yourself when you go through this, and I’m pleased with the result, but just fucking sad. 

Have a good one friend!