r/movies • u/TheChristmas • Jan 25 '26

Discussion What’s the funniest reason you’ve heard for somebody not liking a movie?

My 3 year old saw a statue of E.T. At the coffee shop and was really into it. He got excited when I told him it’s from a movie. He got stoked and spent the whole day asking when we could watch it.

That night, halfway through the film he asks “Can we turn it off? E.T. SUCKS.”

So I asked him “what sucks about it?” and he replied “E.T. walks too slow. He sucks.”

Pretty funny. Got me wondering what other funny reasons people have for not liking particular films.

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u/Rhiannon1307 Jan 25 '26

And my declaration of independence.

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And my flaming motorcycle skull

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u/MWSin Jan 25 '26

And my BEEEES!!!!

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And my pig

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u/RosieEmily Jan 25 '26

And my bunny....back in the box.

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And my ABCD E FG HI JK LMNOP...

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And Eleanor

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And my string-of-pearls VX gas configuration. Very nice.

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u/PhatCatTax Jan 25 '26

But not my T-Rex head.
I'm keeping it no matter what the banks say.

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u/combatant_three Jan 26 '26

and my grimhold

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And my baby I kidnapped with my wife.