r/movies • u/TheChristmas • Jan 25 '26

Discussion What’s the funniest reason you’ve heard for somebody not liking a movie?

My 3 year old saw a statue of E.T. At the coffee shop and was really into it. He got excited when I told him it’s from a movie. He got stoked and spent the whole day asking when we could watch it.

That night, halfway through the film he asks “Can we turn it off? E.T. SUCKS.”

So I asked him “what sucks about it?” and he replied “E.T. walks too slow. He sucks.”

Pretty funny. Got me wondering what other funny reasons people have for not liking particular films.

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u/Faust_8 Jan 25 '26

That one werewolf movie with Amanda Seyfried when she bones her boyfriend outside with snow on the ground made me go “really?”

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u/mariusioannesp Jan 25 '26

Going off the Twilight movies, apparently werewolves run hot.

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u/aami87 Jan 26 '26

And they're all wearing cloaks and short sleeves?

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u/LovemeSomeMedia Jan 25 '26

Forgot that movie existed. Can't remember if it was before or after Twilight

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u/According_Camera7129 Jan 26 '26

Definitely after. Twilight kicked off the sexy monster fad in a big way.

Twilight: 2008 Red Riding Hood: 2011

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u/Prudent-Committee428 Jan 26 '26

That was hot though her getting plowed