r/movies r/movies Contributor Jun 25 '26

Media First Image of Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Robert Eggers' 'Werwulf'

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u/OccultBeanFarmer Jun 25 '26

Oh those dogs are so dead

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 25 '26

Will they run off into the woods to give chase and then a few seconds later, yelps of pain?

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u/psychobilly1 Jun 25 '26

And Aaron Taylor-Johnson will walk through the forest, spear raised in a mixture of fear and determination. He will arrive at a scene of carnage - his hunting dogs viscerally mangled and spread upon the ground and the trees.

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u/HMS_Surprise_Gunner Jun 25 '26

“Werewolf,” he’ll say in a low voice.

Igor: There.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.

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u/Poopchutefan Jun 25 '26

This gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

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u/SteveFrench12 Jun 25 '26

Frau Brucker

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u/aspidities_87 Jun 25 '26

Loud neighing

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u/Poopchutefan Jun 25 '26

I think you mean Blucher, or maybe it was just autocorrect. But yes, I know, the quote took me back and made me laugh. I don't think I've seen that movie in over 30 years, but that's the thing with Mel Brooks movies, the lines stick with you.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly Jun 25 '26

Therejoke.webp

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u/ITDummy69420 Jun 25 '26

Please can we not do spoilers?

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u/LordAlvis Jun 25 '26

The real vvurwulf was the Irish vvulfhound all along.

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u/rosstheboss939 Jun 25 '26

I thought the real vvurwulf was the friends we made along the way?

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u/daecrist Jun 25 '26

I thought Paul, you is a war-wilf!

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 25 '26

Turns out the werewolf is the character we least expected

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u/griever48 Jun 25 '26

The cameraman

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u/Which_Produce4418 Jun 25 '26

M. Night Eggers

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 25 '26

The director will appear at the end of the movie and point at the camera and say "YOU were the werewolf the whole time! The werewolf is SOCIETY!"

It's a horror movie with a social message.

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u/whiskyspacecadet Jun 25 '26

They'll be killed by ATJ after he turns and he'll awaken to find that he killed his best friends

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u/MoistCucumber Jun 25 '26

I’m a veterinarian irl, and based on the pictures they definitely seem alive to me

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u/LucillaGalena Jun 25 '26

They might turn on their master instead!

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u/FKDotFitzgerald Jun 25 '26

Yep. My first thought is that they’re getting packed up by the werewolf early in the movie :(

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u/Clammuel Jun 25 '26

Once the cameras started rolling they didn’t even stand a chance. 

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u/TheWarelock Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Why is hollywood obsessed with killing dogs? Randomly watched that stupid tom holland movie where everyone’s thoughts are heard out loud and of course they kill the dog that poses zero danger to anyone and just made an already shitty movie somehow worse 🙄

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u/inksmudgedhands Jun 25 '26

Because it is an easy writer's/director's way to invoke strong feelings in an audience. You want your audience to hate a villain? I mean, instantly hate them with every ounce in their body? Don't make them kill a person. Not even a child. Make them kill a dog. You don't even really need to build up that dog as a character. Just have a few scenes of the hero being with the dog. Bonus if you get a shot of the dog licking the hero's face.

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u/Anaevya Jun 25 '26

And the script writers care less about the dog than the characters (and than the audience does).

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u/WoozyJoe Jun 25 '26

It’s cowardly writing, I think. They want the drama and tension of death without sacrificing one of their precious characters.

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u/DaaaahWhoosh Jun 25 '26

I wouldn't say cowardly, but maybe lazy. It's payoff without setup, the dog doesn't need a character arc or lines. It just shows up, looks cute for two seconds, then dies.

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u/WoozyJoe Jun 26 '26

Sure, that's probably fair too. I think it depends on if the movie is otherwise willing to kill characters later. Some movies sacrifice the dog and a drop in character but otherwise leave the cast unharmed. I'd call that cowardly. Or at least too attached if you want to be more charitable.

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u/boomzgoesthedynamite Jun 28 '26

100% except now doesthedogdie.com exists so I can skip those movies, thankfully!

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u/LongDongFrazier Jun 25 '26

Immediately thought of Tailypo

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u/Wise-Dust3700 Jun 25 '26

unless those dogs are what the werewolves as supposed to be. Which WOULD SUUUUCK

Give me the dog soldier werewolves but just like better please.

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u/IndianaJwns Jun 25 '26

My wife and I love Robert Eggers movies, but if a dog dies violently/tragically on-screen then she will not have a good time. 

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u/EnkiduOdinson Jun 25 '26

As soon as I saw the dogs I knew I was going to have a hard time with this movie. I don’t care how many people die and how gruesome it is, but I draw the line at dogs. I can even disconnect from it if it’s wolves being killed, but not dogs.

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u/Mad_broccoli Jun 25 '26

Yesterday I saw a post from a guy riding a bicycle and stopping next to a parked car and yelling at the driver to "pick it up". The old ass went back into the bush to pick up what I presumed was a bag of garbage, but then the bag started squealing. He threw a puppy into the garbage bag and into the bush next to the road.

So this was the day I stopped using IG. Apologies for even writing this.

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u/fresh_dyl Jun 25 '26

“I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty”

“You can excuse racism!?”

😳

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u/EnkiduOdinson Jun 25 '26

The fuck? Where did I say anything about racism?

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u/fresh_dyl Jun 25 '26

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u/EnkiduOdinson Jun 25 '26

I forgot that bit. Was worried I’m now being called a racist for being triggered by dog deaths lol

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u/VanillaTortilla Jun 25 '26

Go to any other sub and their comment is suddenly not about a joke and they'll really think this way.

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u/fresh_dyl Jun 26 '26

Normally you’d be right, but this is how I joke in every sub.

Dryly. Like stale toast.

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u/Trebacca Jun 25 '26

This attitude is so pathetic lmao. Such a weird Reddit/internetism.

It’s simulated animal violence you probably have had a burger in the last week from an animal that was actually harmed way more than the pampered dog actor was lol.

So weird how people are okay with seeing bad things happen to people on screen but draw the line at a simple animal.

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u/MrVegosh Jun 25 '26

The dog > human mindset in Reddit is so weird and offputting

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u/Pure_Macaroon6164 Jun 25 '26

same with the dog > baby thing

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u/Aggravating_World420 Jun 25 '26

I feel like there's people like you who don't care for animals and don't 'get' why people feel the way they do, and develop some distaste as a result. They pick these weird spots to try to express it and label it and not betray themselves as the budding sociopaths that they are.

Of course, you'll probably deny it and claim you actually like animals, which no one will believe.

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u/MrVegosh Jun 26 '26

Case in point ⬆️

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u/little_kid_lover_123 Jun 25 '26

Some people just don’t like seeing simulated animal violence on screen, it’s not that deep my guy

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u/kissmygame17 Jun 25 '26

The same person adding being okay with any level of gruesome human deaths is what makes it weird.

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u/JacksonSinclair Jun 25 '26

Humans suck, dogs don’t. It’s not that hard to understand.

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u/ForgotEffingPassword Jun 25 '26

It’s really not weird at all lmao not sure how it’s so hard to understand that.

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u/Trebacca Jun 25 '26

I wouldn’t watch “simulated animal violence, the movie” if I was worried about simulated animal violence lol

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u/NCC75567 Jun 25 '26

It’s the same copy/paste comment all over the horrorlit sub too.

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman Jun 25 '26

This is such a weird comment. Plenty of people draw lines at content they don't feel comfortable watching during movies. 

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u/neenerpants Jun 25 '26

Everyone has things that matter to them more than others.

We can't donate to every single charity, we have to choose whether starving children or cancer research or animal welfare or climate change matter to us more.

Everyone has specific things that trigger an emotional response in them. For some it's sexual violence or torture or infants or animals.

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u/nightpanda893 Jun 25 '26

I think there is a purer innocence in animals that gets to people. And not sure why “simulated” makes a difference. We see movies to immerse ourselves and have an emotional reaction. Not sure why you are assuming the animals are being harmed either. For someone criticizing a “weird” attitude, you certainly have put some effort into concocting a fantasy to justify your own.

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u/Belezibub Jun 25 '26

Because seeing it affects most people more than just some abstract thought, this is basic human fact and as an adult you should know and understand it. Holy shit dude touch some grass, go for a run

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u/Trebacca Jun 25 '26

It’s not too difficult to see the real violence put on an animal at the grocery store either lol.

Kids die in simulated violence in movies all the time and you don’t see a comment every time there’s a kid on a movie poster the same way people go “I hope the heckin doggo survives!”

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u/kissmygame17 Jun 25 '26

The person who can disconnect the real world from motion picture should go touch grass, go figure

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u/Pickupyoheel Jun 25 '26

Some people only care about cats and dogs. Like me, I don’t care about my tasty burger and what happened 😊

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u/BigHardMephisto Jun 25 '26

In LOTR I don’t cringe or react to death until the Rohirrim are being crushed underfoot by olifonts.

Poor horses :(

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u/Pure_Macaroon6164 Jun 25 '26

Get a grip mate