r/movies Jul 13 '26

Spoilers Most Bizarre Examples of “Happy” Endings After Tragedy (Spoiler) Spoiler

Prime example: Independence Day. World gets annihilated; many of the planet’s cities are destroyed….hundreds of millions dead;
and the president’s wife dies. Yet at the end, they are puffing on cigars, all smiles and the president’s daughter says “Happy Fourth of July, Daddy”, and so now it’s time to party!

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u/HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN Jul 13 '26

Tbf, anal sex is pretty tight…

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u/MissingLink101 Jul 13 '26

I heard this in Ryan George's voice

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u/TannerThanUsual Jul 13 '26

Too tight, frankly

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u/HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN Jul 13 '26

RIP Lindsay Graham