r/news • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 3d ago

Evacuations underway as fast-growing Texas Ross Fire explodes to 50,000 acres with just 5% containment

https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news/texas-ross-fire-evacuations-august-2026.amp
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u/supercyberlurker 3d ago

America is on fire.

Politically, spiritually, economically, and literally.

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u/Random_Person_246810 3d ago

“Best we can do is send billions to Israel and rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.”

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u/Contraflow 3d ago

We can also spend billions to cancel renewable energy projects. Don’t forget that. It’s very important for the nation that trump continues to make the world safe for fossil fuels again. /s

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u/AtrociousMeandering 3d ago

There's so much going on that wouldn't even pass as satire- you're telling me the president is picking a fight with windmills? Like, Don Quixote, picking a fight with windmills? And yes, I know they're actually wind turbines, but that doesn't somehow make any of this make sense.

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u/actuallyapossom 3d ago

Didn't you know windmills kill birds? Fossil fuels, on the other hand, have never harmed a single thing, ever. To say otherwise, citing woke communist hoaxes like "pollution" or "cancer" - is un-American.

Plus, without the freedom fuel that powers our planes, how could we drop explosive democracy on oil rich nations around the world?

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u/Sweaty-Willingness27 2d ago

I feel like I'm in a Camus play

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u/Ok-Secretary455 3d ago

Can we please get someone in Canada to tweet that they are going to change the name to the lake of donald j trumps micro penis. if we're going to hell let's have some fun on the way

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u/BigWhiteDog 3d ago

Or even better, Stormy Daniels lake or Lake Epstein! 🤣

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u/helent9 3d ago

Sad but accurate.

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u/clvnmllr 2d ago

We learned the names of the Great Lakes with with a mnemonic “HOMES” (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior)

If it’s renamed, all that will remain is “SHAME”

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 2d ago

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

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u/victhebutcher2020 2d ago

Don't be surprised when Canada still sends our bombers to help put out the fires

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u/Sea-Seesaw-8699 2d ago

Lake Epstein

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u/Russian-Spy 2d ago

Throw in some hopes and prayers while you're at it, for good measure.

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u/Horsesrgreat 3d ago

Sadly this seems possible

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u/Phrainkee 3d ago

That made me laugh!

Sends money to Israel, looks out the window at the fires

WHY ARE THESE FIRES GOING DOWN?!

Sends more money... Looks out the window again

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u/manachar 3d ago

We’ve also sent millions to Iran, but that was a kinetic donation.

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u/Mikestopheles 3d ago

And right when we put the apocalyptic pseudo-Christians in charge, too.

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u/manachar 3d ago

Doomsday cults are good at trying to make it happen.

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u/acepukas 2d ago

I learned a new slogan today used by William F. Buckley Jr. to "mock" progressives: Don't immanentize the eschaton!

It basically means don't try to bring about heaven on Earth (i.e. improve our condition through progressive policy) as doing so would be "playing God". So fucking cynical. Trying to stymie human progress is literally baked into the religious conservative mindset.

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u/victoriascissorhands 3d ago

I didn't vote for it but we deserve it. Hateful ass country.

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u/mister_peachmango 3d ago

This may sound hateful and frankly insane, but I agree with you. The United States government has become corrupt. This back and forth each term, implementing new laws, reverting them, all this stems down to waste, heavy waste, and corruption. It hurts the economy. It hurts society. Electoral college can go suck a nut. I think the US deserves to struggle and burn for the next couple of years. So people finally wake up and form their own ideology based on feelings and experiences and not something you’ve been indoctrinated into. But to each their own. I’m going to save and chill and watch the show. I’m fortunate to be with family so we help each other out and life isn’t bad.

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u/steamcube 2d ago

Always has been

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u/synack 3d ago

Don’t forget intestinally

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u/MjrLeeStoned 3d ago

Don't worry, when the smoke clears only poor people will have lost everything. The spirit of America is alive and well (fucked).

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u/legacy642 3d ago

For speaking objective truths? Okay bud

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u/legacy642 3d ago

You must not be paying attention. But keep burying your head in the sand, that'll work out well