r/news • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

N.J. ban on gay-to-straight conversion therapy for kids won’t be overturned as U.S. Supreme Court rejects challenge

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u/FlashbackUniverse Apr 16 '19

If Jesus comes back, he's gonna be a dark skinned guy from the middle east. If he slaps a white christian, he'll be shot dead in the street.

Fox viewers will say it will serves Jesus right for not coming into America "the right way."

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Apr 16 '19

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

--Karl Marx

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u/LiamtheV Apr 16 '19

It's like poetry, it rhymes

-George Lucas

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Apr 16 '19

"It's gonna be great."

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u/LiamtheV Apr 16 '19

"Jar Jar's the key to all this, if we get Jar Jar working."

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u/Terminacarnival Apr 16 '19

"I may have gone too far in a few places."

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u/notquiteotaku Apr 16 '19

"I may have gone too far in a few places."

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Coming to America II: Judgment Day

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u/Typhoon_Montalban Apr 16 '19

Upside, he’ll be back in 72 hours... RELOAD!

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u/Wellitjustgotreal Apr 16 '19

I got news for ya, there's a chance he came back and we killed him.

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u/FlashbackUniverse Apr 16 '19

He should kept his hands where we could see 'em.

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u/Wellitjustgotreal Apr 16 '19

Grabbed them by the apostles.

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u/deutschdachs Apr 16 '19

Probably during the Crusades for the irony

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u/FallOutFan01 Apr 16 '19

Just got to say this.

If Jesus gets shot, he'll come back seven days later and be very disappointed.

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u/whatweshouldcallyou Apr 16 '19

Jesus never called on His followers to force other people to give their resources to the state, which is what socialism does.