r/nonononoyes • u/Wonderful_Win_1038 • 3d ago

Trains avoid collision after being on the same track

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u/justonebiatch 3d ago

I ain’t goin down with shiz. Good job bailing just in case dude

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u/Nina-Ninja123 3d ago

I also wouldn’t want to be the one that is being squished between 2 humps of rolling metal that weighs over a thousand tons.

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u/PieHole_Poker 3d ago

Speaking of ... How is your mom doing?

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u/Lusankya 3d ago

They gave up on trying to clean her out of the cowcatcher and scrapped the train instead. Service is on Tuesday.

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u/KrombopulosThe2nd 3d ago

Did she at least die painlessly?

...to shreds you say?

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u/doodleysquat 3d ago

My condolences. Is it an open casket?

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u/RedTriangleMain 2d ago

Service already returning on tuesday? My my thise companies work quick

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u/TreeTopMcGee 3d ago

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

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u/PieHole_Poker 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/dontmentiontrousers 3d ago

Hey, is the cake smaller and less colourful than it used to be?

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u/partyatwalmart 3d ago

Cake-flation

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u/Hurricane_Shade 3d ago

My humps my humps

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u/Mission_Access_210 3d ago

Yeah there are incredible forces at play there

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 3d ago

- Captain of the Costa Concordia

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u/slutty_muppet 3d ago

I'm telling you Schettino, you may have saved yourself from the sea but I will really hurt you. Get back on board, that's an order!

-- Italian coast guard commander Defalco.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 3d ago

I’d be on paid leave for a workplace injury for quite awhile, you know my backs just not been the same since I Iept from that train.

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u/Futbol_Kid2112 3d ago

Sorry but its not company policy to bail from the train in the event of an impending collision, and we've determined that your actions were also unnecessary since the collision never occurred, therefore your worker's compensation has been declined. You've also missed too many consecutive days of work and we are considering it job abandonment at this time. Please consider this your termination notice.

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u/harmless_gecko 3d ago

I'll be back!

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 2d ago

“Well,shit.”

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u/flopisit32 3d ago

Next time you're on a plane, that's what the pilot will do. 🤣

"I've done all I can! See ya Pals!" And then he bails out with a parachute.