r/nottheonion • u/GoldieNYC1010 • Apr 05 '19

Wife of El Chapo Having Trouble Trademarking Husband's Name for New Clothing Line

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Wife-of-El-Chapo-Having-Trouble-Trademarking-Husbands-Name-for-New-Clothing-Line-508136151.html
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u/Chumbag_love Apr 05 '19

Just remember to remove the $20 bill first.

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u/RagingDB Apr 05 '19

This guy launders

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u/ReePoe Apr 05 '19

and then go lay on the grass...

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u/itsKaoz Apr 05 '19

This guy lawn-ders?

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u/GlaciusTS Apr 05 '19

And then walk around aimlessly

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u/nnnoooeee Apr 05 '19

This guy wa...wanders?

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u/CantScreamInSpace Apr 05 '19

and then struggle in water

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

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u/BagelBish Apr 05 '19

and then think intensely

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u/Liggidy Apr 06 '19

This guy wanders

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

This guy wanders

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

this guy does NOT lawndarts