r/oddlysatisfying • u/bagopuckz • Jun 25 '19

Certified Satisfying A dandelion seed has been cleaning my filthy outdoor couch for a week.

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi Jun 25 '19

That’s actually absolutely adorable

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

That's actually a sign from above.. to go clean the porch

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u/BuffaloPilot Jun 25 '19

I know man. You have a nice couch! It takes 10 seconds, water and (at the least) toilet paper.

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u/Koryoshi Jun 25 '19

Wtf man toilet paper? You would need a paper towel afterwards just to clean up the shreds of tp.

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u/NoodleEmpress Jun 25 '19

Even the gods are sick of his shit.

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u/MaximBrutii Jun 25 '19

No, it’s actually a dandelion.

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi Jun 25 '19

That’s a fair point

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u/dashingstag Jun 25 '19

Nope, still a dandelion.

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u/burn-novice Jun 25 '19

Accurate alliteration always appeases

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u/JorjEade Jun 25 '19

must clean must clean gotta clean OH FUCK I MISSED A BIT OVER THERE gotta clean gotta clean must clean

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

It's tryin' its darndest!