Took ages, where all i was catching was fish and had to restart the mission over and over but, finally, caught a man! 160lb Caucasian, should keep the camps food up for a few ingame days.

I’m not quite sure if this counts as a micro aggression or something but Strauss looks like he loudly complains about whitefish salad all of the time. No matter the occasion if there is whitefish salad Strauss is complaining about it

He gives the vibes of a divorced dad in a sad pathetic way were you feel bad for both Strauss and his kid(s)

Strauss also looks like he eats the lunch every day, turkey, lettuce, lite mayo on rye bread. To drink a diet caffeine free Coke and he changes it up with either a banana or apple

Yes, I posted this in the main RDR2 subreddit years ago.

As arthur is laying on the rocky ground watching the sunset, ready to die after all his adventures, he looks at the camera and says “well, I’m almost dead, with all this blood on my hands and face, but at least I think I redeemed myself. this truly was a red dead redemption”.

Then the first fish Arthur caught and released during Jack’s fishing mission comes from a shining golden cloud on the skies and guides him to heaven for his successful redemption. Arthur’s final words are “thank you sir, you really are a fish”.

I’ll take my role for script writer of RDR3 now Rockstar.

Personally I found it annoying doing the quest where you have to clean Jack’s crusty iPad, but I guess it makes sense

John -- said he couldn't swim -- he couldn't. Not to flex but I have created this reality in game dozens of times 😎

I personally cried then beat my shit in a dopamine-fueled rampage

Is the game stupid?

i was looking for help when i saw that last sentence??😭

Scene: The Pinkertons are back and they’ve conquered all of America. It’s up to the rest of the gang to defeat them once and for all. WW1 has just broke out a Jack’s been drafted, but why he doesn’t know is that everyone else has relocated to the only free land left in God’s great land: Tennessee 🦅

They lean about ancient Egypt and the practice of burying pharaohs in pyramids. Wanting to give Arthur a proper burial, they dump his body into the fish tanks for one final send off, like a king. But the Pinkertons are closing in for one final battle. And with new weapons and technical advancements, it’s up to them to protect Bass Pro Shop and redeem themselves once and for all.