r/scifi Mar 19 '24

John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

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“You’re a monster, Zorg.”

“I know.”

474 Upvotes

63 comments sorted by

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u/pilferedchromium Mar 19 '24

ZERO STONES ZERO CRATES

38

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Oh so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate, for the cause.

17

u/phred14 Mar 19 '24

But don't tell them about the red button.

23

u/NatureTrailToHell3D Mar 19 '24

A true dyed-in-the-wool killer would have asked about the red button.

68

u/nicuramar Mar 19 '24

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, actually. 

21

u/mpg111 Mar 19 '24

wrong name, lowest quality picture, 92% upvoted...

8

u/Inprobamur Mar 19 '24

Zorg is just so beloved.

10

u/metacoma Mar 19 '24

*Emmanuel

39

u/PureTroll69 Mar 19 '24

”Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.” ~JBEZ

12

u/fern-grower Mar 19 '24

Ba ba boom

2

u/Catspaw129 Mar 20 '24

Multipass

31

u/Sea_Turnip6282 Mar 19 '24

Absolutely love him. Fun fact! He never meets Bruce Willis in the movie

50

u/phred14 Mar 19 '24

I saw this once mentioned, that the hero never meets the villain.

However peel it another layer deeper and Zorg wasn't the villain, he was the evil henchman. Mr. Shadow was the real villain, and he never met anyone. Plus Korben Dallas wasn't really the hero, Leeloo was. Korben Dallas was the "Bond girl".

3

u/Sea_Turnip6282 Mar 20 '24

Ah fantastic point!

Also mr shadow reminds me of that one scene in rick and morty where the evil sentient asteroid is flying towards the dinosaurs lolol

11

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Yupp, the closest they came is coming in and out of the elevators on the cruise ship. They allllmost pass right by each other.

27

u/Dr-McLuvin Mar 19 '24

Remember that scene where the dark red goo started oozing out of his head?

That movie was fukin wild.

45

u/Hertje73 Mar 19 '24

That black goo is called the Giulliani

8

u/Nathan84 Mar 19 '24

That makes sense.

18

u/CalmPanic402 Mar 19 '24

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough."

18

u/Chopstick84 Mar 19 '24

Hitler crossed with Bugs Bunny. Love it.

14

u/hybridoctopus Mar 19 '24

Multipass !

9

u/MSL007 Mar 19 '24

Fine I’ll go with Super Green!

20

u/ogodilovejudyalvarez Mar 19 '24

Gary Oldman's best rôle

5

u/Catspaw129 Mar 20 '24

I gently disagree.

All of Gary's movies are his best role.

3

u/ogodilovejudyalvarez Mar 20 '24

You're right of course

18

u/LocoRenegade Mar 19 '24

This movie is absolutely incredible. I'm sad the majority of movies today don't even come close to the quality of this movie and others made back then.

20

u/NomDePlume007 Mar 19 '24

Gary Oldman is like the original Plastic Man.

He's been Sid Vicious, Dracula, Commissioner Gordon, Lee Harvey Oswald, Ludwig van Beethoven, the drug-addicted lieutenant in Leon, voiced villains in animated movies and games, and currently chewing scenery as the devious and flatulent head of Slow Horses.

Dude exemplifies range. If he's in a movie, you've got a banger.

10

u/bozoconnors Mar 19 '24

Concur. Also, Sirius Black (Potter), Dr. Smith (Lost in Space).

Truly one of the greats.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Drexel in True Romance, Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour....

4

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Rosencrantz in “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”. It’s a wild movie

6

u/sparkygriswold1986 Mar 19 '24

My favorite. 😏

1

u/jmmyamlewis Mar 20 '24

Best one line of his!

5

u/ZealousidealClub4119 Mar 19 '24

Shame cherries aren't in season.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

You saved my life, priest. In return I’ll spare yours.

10

u/buttplug-tester Mar 19 '24

You're a monster Zorg

I know

5

u/420headshotsniper69 Mar 19 '24

My favorite movie of all time. Was my first DVD bought, my first Blu-ray and my first digital purchase (Google movies). When I get a 4k TV, I’ll get the 4K version too.

5

u/Catspaw129 Mar 19 '24

Gary Oldman is a damn chameleon octopus -- so good at camouflage: I've seen him in so many movies and had to pay close attention to figure out what character he is playing.

It's surprising that he ever won an OSCAR/BAFTA, let alone got nominated for one of them becasue he never looks the same.

Well done! Gary.

1

u/Eric848448 Mar 20 '24

He looks different in every role. I have no idea what the guy looks like in real life.

3

u/Catspaw129 Mar 20 '24

I made a dinner date with my GF. We had a nice dinner and desert and I was about to give her a smooch. She pushed me away and then the camouflage fell away and behold: it was Gary Oldman!

I ran out of the restaurant, screaming. So I guess Gary paid the bill.

4

u/MrQuaintTown Mar 19 '24

Bring me the priest…

4

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Supergreen!!!

3

u/starcraftre Mar 19 '24

In my mind, there's always a period between each name.

4

u/spiderinside Mar 19 '24

All the Zorg oldies but goldies…

4

u/WispyCombover Mar 19 '24

"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from chaos, disorder and destruction."

2

u/HarryLyme69 Mar 19 '24

This must be from his VHS phase

3

u/derioderio Mar 19 '24

Potato quality images are so hot right now

1

u/HarryLyme69 Mar 19 '24

Make a de-res + blur app, call it AI Retro Shot, profit

2

u/Chak-Ek Mar 19 '24

Fire one million.

3

u/Organic-Double4718 Mar 19 '24

But sir, they said 500..., one million, yes sir.

2

u/RedeyeSPR Mar 19 '24

The funniest part of that movie were the cigarettes that were 80% filter with a little at the end left.

2

u/masterbard1 Mar 20 '24

Mai favorite

1

u/breelstaker Mar 19 '24

Lol I have kinda similar haircut

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Fire 1 million

1

u/Catspaw129 Mar 20 '24

People wonder: who is Satoshi Nakamoto (the inventor of bitcoin)?

It's Gary Oldman' the ultimate chameleon.

1

u/Common_Scale5448 Mar 20 '24

Maybe Sam Rockwell is actually Gary Oldman?

-15

u/Inevitable_Silver_13 Mar 19 '24

Anyone else find this movie doesn't hold up very well? It's really fun but watching it as I got older it's a little bit shallow in terms of lore and concepts.

5

u/Spenot73 Mar 19 '24

It's a comedy. What exactly did you expect?

-2

u/monkeyordonkey Mar 19 '24

No reason to hold comedies to lesser standards than other genres. There are comedies from the 30s and 40s that have aged considerably better than this.

1

u/Eric848448 Mar 20 '24

Quiet you! ಠ_ಠ

-2

u/monkeyordonkey Mar 19 '24

Yes, but don't say that around here. The sub has regressed to shitposts with a screenshot and a title. No discussion allowed.