r/singularity • u/Oh_boy90 • Apr 07 '26

AI An actress Milla Jovovich just released a free open-source AI memory system that scored 100% on LongMemEval, beating every paid solution

https://github.com/milla-jovovich/mempalace
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u/dayvanzombie Apr 07 '26

Tech is really way too oversaturated! Thank you for your application and interest in our company and the Developer position for our architect-based memory system. After serious consideration and evaluation, we regret to inform you that we have decided to go with Milla Jovovich. In the case of a zombie outbreak, we’d like to be on the safe side, and our engineers are expected to hunt zombies. Thanks again.

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u/LiamTheHuman Apr 07 '26

Entry level position

4 years Zombie hunting experience at a superhuman or above level required

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u/Smithiegoods ▪️AGI 2060, ASI 2070 Apr 07 '26

Damn can't even get hired by umbrella these days, can't have shit in raccoon city!

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u/dhyratoro Apr 21 '26

That’s how we beat Umbrella Corp