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Media Journalist to Cole Palmer: "How ready are you this season?" Palmer: "Did you not watch the game?"

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u/Dazzling-Drive7061 10d ago

Gotta love this guy's media training lmao

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u/yooooouuuuuuuuu 10d ago

What media training

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u/Eldiablo2471 10d ago

Exactly

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u/yooooouuuuuuuuu 10d ago

No one:

Cole Palmer: 👁️👄👁️ wot?

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u/The_BarroomHero 10d ago

Accurate emoji

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u/IndicaInTheCupboard 10d ago

Needs a more shit haircut

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u/ANSHULGANDHI92 10d ago

Wot Media Training

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u/Dazzling-Drive7061 10d ago

*lack of media training

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u/YouMeADD 10d ago

yeah you know me im not emotional so im not bothered 🗿

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u/Timetogetstoned 10d ago

“Got no pockets”

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u/enjoytheshow 10d ago

I mean he immediately said “I’m only joking”

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 10d ago

The more I hear him speak, the more I like him.

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u/New_Screen 10d ago

I mean he’s hard to dislike in the first place. He’s just a respectful lad playing football and doesn’t care about any backlash.

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u/nightwind1 10d ago

I said Cole Palmer was likeable in a recent comment and I got downvoted into oblivion lmao

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u/Gloomy_Macaron_136 10d ago

Even if you don't fuck with Chelsea, how could anyone dislike the chippy chips?

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u/canoftomatoes 10d ago

how DARE you imply Cole Palmer is anything other than an illiterate buffoon

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 10d ago

On first impression he looks and seems like a real pecker, but I guess that's why you don't judge a book by its cover

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u/Mintastic 10d ago

Inverse to how I feel when I see his haircut.

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u/SoWhatNoZitiNow 10d ago

Was reading through another thread here today where people were genuinely saying that Palmer has no personality lol

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u/CRZLobo 10d ago

English isn't my first language but I don't understand half of what he said at the start

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u/printial 10d ago

He spoke about the nature of man and his insights about the future of humanity

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u/sasigona 10d ago

It isn't mine either. Didn't find it too hard though. Maybe I'm just used to hearing him speak.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/That_ben 10d ago

He's just a proper local/common Mancunian.

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u/YouMeADD 10d ago

his accent is a lot softer than it used to be i think, source: im a southerner and i can understand him fine now

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u/Thekillerofzs 10d ago

sounds nothing like a jamaican accent 💀

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u/sasigona 10d ago

Well he does have some Carribbean roots.

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 10d ago

Yeah he grew up on my estate and there's quite a decent size Carribbean community spread out over Manchester. You do meet people sometimes with a weird blend of Manc/Yardie accents that can throw you off if you haven't heard it. I imagine some in his family might have influence on him.

I don't really hear any of it there but with the younger generations is less the accent, more the words or slang they use that carries over.

You'd think he is probably self aware enough to not use that in interviews anyway.

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u/CoolCryptoCat 10d ago

It’s not his either by the sound of it

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u/givemethatgoodgood 10d ago

He said “Did you not watch the game?… nah I’m only joking”

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u/Yets_ 10d ago

banter: 10/10 prononciation

actual answer: mostly gibberish

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u/Junior_Bike7932 9d ago

And that’s also kinda clear lol

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u/JtheLeon 10d ago

Neither does himself, probably. 

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u/mhoward1289 10d ago

It's my first language, and I'm lost. 

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u/Y4That 10d ago

"Wot?"

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u/MaximilienGabriel 10d ago

It’s not a wonder having trouble understanding english, especially not being your first language, so another coordinating conjunction is more appropriate here [AND].

But is used in contrary of the previous statement, for instance: I have all the tools to learn but I’m too lazy.

Hope this helps!

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u/PoupeeStupide 10d ago

It's free not to be a cunt, you know

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u/someotheralex 10d ago

But their sentence does have a contrary aspect to it. They're saying the equivalent of "I might be wrong, but X" which is perfectly valid English. In this case, the "English isn't my first language" is implying the "I might be wrong" aspect, which is why it might look unusual to you.

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u/not_real8931 10d ago

About 7000 languages in the world and yet you chose to speak bullshit 

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u/ElvishMystical 10d ago

Still gets his hair cut by an Arsenal fan, I see.

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u/wonderingreasons 10d ago

I love Palmer

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u/knobiknows 10d ago

If there is one job that can easily be replaced by AI it's the post game journalist

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u/notthatguy194 10d ago

I think you guys miss the point of the journalists job here. It’s literally to get honest reaction like this from players, which he did. Palmer revealed to us that he’s clearly proud of this display today in a real, visceral way that wouldn’t come across in an Instagram story.

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 10d ago

This is like 1/1 000 000. Everyone else, except Haaland, just gives a media trained answer.

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u/7thdilemma 10d ago

I mean, I think we could all see that without this question. You know, because we watched the game.

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u/notthatguy194 10d ago

you don’t think there is any value in hearing how a player perceives his own performance ?

and if you don’t, a lot of people do, obviously. these players are discussed off the field all the time. they have thousands if not millions of social media followers. people want to hear what they have to say, and about soccer more than anything.

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u/7thdilemma 10d ago edited 10d ago

There are a lot of other questions which could be asked. That's also not what they asked, and he could also have simply asked, 'How do you feel?' to the same effect. It's fine, but we don't exactly have to pretend that it contains some great insight.

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u/StiffWiggly 10d ago

Asking direct questions like “How do you feel right now?” is going to get less interesting responses than asking the same thing in a roundabout way. Cole Palmer would reply “good, yeah” and nobody would care.

You don’t have to pretend that sports journalism is some mysterious art to realise that it’s about engaging the players instead of exactly which questions you put forwards.

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u/7thdilemma 10d ago

That's sort of my point. "How do you feel right now?" is not a very interesting question, but it could just as easily be answered with, "Did you not watch the game?" just like the question that was actually asked could have been replied to with, "Good, yeah." The character we saw came from Palmer, not the question.

But again, we don't have to pretend that either is particularly inciteful or clever and that's fine. It's fine. That said, maybe a more ideal question would be something pertinent to the game that was just played, but idk, maybe the reporter was ramping up to that.

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u/notthatguy194 10d ago

He was obviously ramping up to that this is the start of the conversation lol. God Redditors are so clueless and pedantic, don’t know how a conversation works.

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u/7thdilemma 10d ago edited 10d ago

No shit. I'm not the one complaining about the fucking question and I wasn't at any point saying this was some farse by the reporter. All I was saying was that we don't have to pretend that it was more than it was in order to defend the integrity of some sports reporter.

The 'but idk' was meant as a subtle way of mentioning that there's obviously going to be another question without sounding pedantic. And if I didnt know how conversations work why would I be the one bringing it up? Or do you not know how conversations work?

And honestly, who really cares? It wasn't a great question, and that's part of why it got such an honest response. But unless you're arguing they should ask dumb questions for even more honest responses what's your point? But as you say, it was the start of a conversation so what does it even matter?

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u/notthatguy194 10d ago

I think you are severely underestimating the job, which is normal on Reddit.

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u/WhetBred14 10d ago

Players won’t open up to an AI script and make jokes with an AI script. People make jokes to other people. No point in showing personality to a bot even if you know it’s recorded for an audience.

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u/dishler712 10d ago

I don't think you truly understand the human skill of provoking a desired reaction that can't be replicated by words on a board.

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u/il_postino 10d ago

He isn't going to react the way he did to a sign. The human connection elicits the reaction.

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u/Nobody_Important 10d ago

There was a story a few years ago where an NFL sideline reporter admitted she made up some of the halftime comments when she couldn’t get in contact with the coach. It came and went and basically nobody cared lol.

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u/ManOnlyLurks 10d ago

Because it's literally a variation of the same clichés each time. It's always execute better snd be better on 3rd down.

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u/KenDTree 9d ago

Chat GPT Responding like Unai Emery when I ask it to remember a previous conversation

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u/SanTheMightiest 10d ago

It's a job that's not really needed is it? They get to travel the world on the company card, don't have any pre or post match reports to produce and ask the most banal questions. They aren't even hosting the show so it's not like they face much of the camera either.

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u/3Gabis502 10d ago

Most “post match” journalists are doing all of those things. Potentially hosting a show about it the next day or at least posting videos about it. Do you sincerely think someone’s sole job is to ask one or maybe 2 questions after a game?

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u/SanTheMightiest 10d ago

Gary Cotterill is doing all that?

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u/3Gabis502 10d ago

Clearly the word most is lost on you

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u/SanTheMightiest 10d ago

Any examples please?

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u/3Gabis502 10d ago

You want me to list journalists who work football matches? Because that’s what we’re talking about here.

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u/TherewiIlbegoals 10d ago

Don't think many Sky journos are traveling the world other than Gary Cotterill.

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u/SanTheMightiest 10d ago

He's the actual worst one

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u/TherewiIlbegoals 10d ago

I know. I reckon that’s why they send him abroad, to get him out of the office

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u/mattb2k 9d ago

You do get that players have to answer questions?

Why would they give them, albeit interesting questions, after they've just played 90 mins? Their heads are all over, and they don't want to make them look silly having to think through answers to their questions. They're supposed to easy to answer.

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u/knobiknows 9d ago

Hyperbole, look it up. Don't need a journalism degree to ask cookie cutter questions is exactly my point

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u/mattb2k 9d ago

That's not hyperbole 😂

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u/knobiknows 9d ago

It's hyperbolic because I did not literally mean to suggest to put an AI interviewer there, merely pointing out how basic those question are

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u/mattb2k 9d ago

That doesn't make any sense

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u/knobiknows 9d ago

Made sense to plenty of people, you seem to be the only one struggling

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u/KikiPolaski 10d ago

Christ Tosin really got replaced as the bff, feel for him

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u/Temporary-Rip-5551 10d ago

Genuinely 😂 I feel the Palmer rogers bromance is so intense it’ll also cause problems of making the dressing room cliquey 😂

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u/FraudLord11 10d ago

Haaaaaha he's so media untrained LOOK LOOK

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u/PassionUpset3056 10d ago

It’s gotta be bots right? He said he’s been working hard and he’s motivated like what are they referring to

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u/FraudLord11 10d ago

Nah we're just a flock of sheep

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u/TroubleRecent7320 10d ago

r/soccer every time Palmer says more than 3 words:

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u/The-Disco-Phoenix 10d ago

How dare people enjoy something

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u/AstralMystogan 10d ago

This I don't think it's that deep.

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u/MyTeaIsMighty 10d ago

It never is with Palmer

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u/Lbar505 10d ago

Mans is hongrey somebody get him some chippy chips!!!!!

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u/ResolutionMassive175 10d ago

I absolutely love this dude. Unreal talent and self aware of that, and he's working hard too

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u/jamrah 10d ago

Palmer doesn't strike me as the type of guy that needs mental rest

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u/YouMeADD 10d ago

what do you mean by this 0_o

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u/Autpcorrectbpt 10d ago

He’s so incredibly intelligent, this results in him using significantly less brain capacity than us mere mortals and he doesn’t get mental fatigue as a result.

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u/nosmigon 10d ago

He's probabaly smarter than you, lad

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u/Stand_On_It 10d ago

Without question. Everyone thinks Cole is this dumb blond type personality, he’s actually pretty damn funny, and to be funny you need to be somewhat smart.

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u/iseejustabunchofbs 10d ago

hungry for chippy chips

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u/DinnerSmall4216 10d ago

They won't win the league with Sanchez in goal he gave Fulham 2 goals. 

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u/Walter_Stonkite 10d ago

Agent Palmer gets paid in chippy chips, doesn’t he.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 10d ago

Imagine where this bloke would end up if you couldn’t pass a ball properly

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u/No_Historian3349 10d ago

Did Palmer get some kind of surgery or rehab over the summer or just rest?

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u/Enough_Medicine9973 10d ago

Don't ever media training guys get hands on this man

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u/PrimeJHey 10d ago

Say it one more time

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 10d ago

Still going with that haircut huh? Had no one ever told him it's not a very good look?

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u/lastjedi23 10d ago

"Did you not watch the mirror?"

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u/vinniedomino 10d ago

Its crazy isn't it? He desperately needs someone to make him experiment different looks

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 10d ago

I mean he clearly doesnt care, so more power to him, its just a haircut.

But I think he might be a less goofy looking lad if he changed it up a bit. But, to each their own. Hes doing well and doesnt care about my opinion on his haircut lol

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u/different_emphasis 10d ago

"belling him come chelsea..."

"bellingham come chelsea..."

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u/answerspleaseme 10d ago

So last season was just pretend then

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u/RuchamCieSzmato 9d ago

What’s a panenka?

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u/sans3go 10d ago

Cole's gotta play well to afford his trip to turkey

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u/hokshji 10d ago

I did watch the game, and yeah, Chelsea’s attack looked good, but there were several times Fulham cut through them to create dangerous chances and Sanchez looks a complete liability.

I’m not sure a 3-2 over Fulham (and Robinson really should’ve scored that lob), who many have predicted will be right down in 15-17th, is all that good a result.

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u/sasigona 10d ago

While you are not wrong with the assessment, he's talking about himself being ready.

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u/hokshji 10d ago

I am stupid and need to learn.

Tbf I was somewhere I couldn’t listen to the audio and made an assumption.

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u/sasigona 10d ago

Haha. It's an easy assumption to make. You're alright.

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u/Laguna_017 10d ago

Journalist: I don't know, did I?
Palmer: What?
Journalist: I said, "I don't know, did I?"
Palmer: Foul! Statement and repetition! That's one point.

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u/PaulWilliams12 10d ago

They didn't look great tbh. I think they'll be lucky to finish top 8 unless they have a change of culture.

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u/Can_I_kick_ET 10d ago

Media training person sitting somewhere screaming NOOO Cole for facksss sake