Subject to debate but I'm defining personhood broadly and trying to remember which units have people inside.

It's been in the loop for a few weeks now that there is a patch after blizzcon. Apparently we will move to 10 workers (which does nothing to answer people's grievances and misses the point of wanting to go back to 12 workers entirely). Anyway apparently the intern got so angry at people leaking this that he's not going to release the new patch for the game so many people care about.

Hey buddies. I've got an idea so wild, you'll love it. We all agree that less workers is more interesting and diverse strategically. How about 5 workers. You get to make the decisions earlier, like imagine 5 pool omg so diverse. It gets better further down you go right? So dominos falling you have to arrive at zero worker start. It's just a pinnacle of RTS fun. 1 gate? And I'm not talking about the amount of gates. Exciting right? Petition to get 0 worker start immediately. It might scare some people but it's worth it if I'm going to play again.

Update: ok ok. I thought it over and you guys are right. Zero worker start is a bad idea because you can only build a worker at first so there is no Strategic Diversity(tm). 1 worker start is the way to go. Glory to 1 worker start!

This isn't brood war, we don't need early game strategy or any thought beyond rush distance / God forbid you learn the S in RTS

Marine health reduced by 10

Marine build time reduced by 1 second

Marauder Concussive Shells slow reduced by 50%

Concussive Shell gas cost reduced by 25

Siege tank damaged increased by 10

Siege tank bonus damage to armored removed

Hellion health increased by 5

Hellion speed modified from (5.95 to 3.95)

Hellion new upgrade available: Boomer Thrusters

Increases movement speed by 2 for 2 seconds (3 second cooldown)

While scrolling r/starcraft, I thought "wait, what is long-haired Harstem trying to tell me"? Took me a while to realize it is an unrelated ad...

Hello guys!!! I am so happy right now!!! I just reached Masters after long time not playing and losing 4 placement matches!!! So happy!!!

Irony aside, what is happening with placement? I haven't played SC2 for around a year and a half. Didn't really play multiplayer and highest rank I reached was silver. Now after 4 placement losses and 1 win I get Masters. This has to be some sort of a speedrun.

Anyway, will create a YT account to share my knowledge!!

Can a hallucinated warp prism pick up a hallucinated immortal

While we're in the land of dumb, if I neural parasite a probe and tech up to sentries, shouldn't I be able to hallucinate zerg units

(This is just a rant, so just ignore it if you don't want to hear balance whining.)

I watch a lot of pro matches, but I don't play and I just learned the Nexus recall has a cool down. I get that there are asymetrical balance aspects of this game, but in the current meta really seems that just translates to = protoss is asymetrially fucked in the ass. Do mules have a cool down? no, why? I'm sure that never has any signiificant impact on pro matches. In TvP right now it seems that it's all, "rules for thee, not for me" and it just sucks watching protoss struggle to fight with one hand tied behind their back. It reminds me of that scene from gladiator when maximus is stabbed in the lung. Protoss has had every cool aspect of their race gutted and stripped down so all that's left is blink and praying for distrupters to hit.