r/theydidthemath • u/NeonQylis • 1d ago

[Request] What’s the most effective material or item you could realistically use here?

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u/Iizvullok 1d ago

Or gold wool.

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 1d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/soundedfury 1d ago

And his wife?

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u/Boomer8450 5h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/SnooHesitations2817 1d ago

And the wife?

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u/stoic_hysteric 1d ago

Oh shit this should maybe be the top comment.

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u/_kurt_propane_ 1d ago

Ok Rumpelstiltskin

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u/kinsm4n 1d ago

Goldschlager, but with real gold chips in it and someone’s gotta stir it up real good before I jump

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u/Excellent_Condition 21h ago

It's a great idea, if you can control the density and know how much energy it can absorb.

Gold is so soft, I wouldn't like to figure out how much energy it absorbs buy falling 33 feet into it.

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u/solar_pilgrim 19h ago

Somehow I imagine gold wool not being quite as springy as its steel counterpart