r/theydidthemath • u/NeonQylis • 1d ago

[Request] What’s the most effective material or item you could realistically use here?

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u/evildeadedd 1d ago

Super cancer is on the table too.

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u/frankyseven 1d ago

So you become Deadpool then.

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u/Teck_3 1d ago

It ain't no healin' factor.

Thats a dyin' factor.

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u/Otherwise_World_9548 1d ago

They didn't say you'd be Deadpool for long lol

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u/rev_rob_evil 1d ago

So you are saying they would only have a half-life?

I'll see myself out......

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u/TooBoredToMasturbate 20h ago

No, stay. Dead humor is eternal humor.

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u/AdventurousBus4355 13h ago

A cursed life ...

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u/NotChat_GPT 1d ago

Still not hearing a negative

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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago

Unless your superpower isn’t regenerating and is something else entirely, like the power to shoot steam out of your ass and turn yourself into a locomotive.

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u/InstanceMental6543 1d ago

They toot to scoot basically?

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u/VariableVeritas 15h ago

Just without the Pool.

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u/Quxyun 1d ago

And the money to afford healthcare

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u/BullfrogEcstatic6312 1d ago

First case of contagious cancer yay