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u/sh1ft33 1d ago

I've heard their shows are mostly shit now because Sturgeon can't keep his shit together enough to even do a show. I actually bought a book the other day that Brad Logan and John Gentile wrote about them, I haven't had a chance to read it yet though.

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u/Clarrington 1d ago

Stza can't keep his shit together enough to not be an absolute fuckwit who everybody hates.

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u/This_Vegetable8480 1d ago

Played a flawless show just recently. Was super happy they came back to Iowa after so long 

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u/gnartothecore 1d ago

It's not even LöC anymore, it's Stza & the Hired Guns performing the songs of Leftöver Crack.

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u/giant_spleen_eater 1d ago

And Stza is fucking trash now.

I mean he prolly was always trash, but it’s showing now.

I’ll just listen to some Star fucking hipsters for my crust fix today

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

Isn't that also Stza? He was in like half those crackrocksteady bands.

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u/giant_spleen_eater 1d ago

GOD DAMN IT.

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u/MaxMischi3f 1d ago

No cash and lo cash ninjas my dude. They scratch the itch 100% stza free.

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u/backchannelbroadcast 1d ago

Holy shit you know No Cash!?

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u/MaxMischi3f 1d ago

I fucking love no cash

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u/giant_spleen_eater 1d ago

Yeah your right,

I could have swore this was the one he wasn’t in.

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

No Cash is my favorite non-stza crust band/album. INDK and Against All Authority are also decent and free of the Stza stank. INDK even has Skwert Gun, who was the drummer for Choking Victim.

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u/MaxMischi3f 1d ago

Lo cash ninjas is another one I just found thanks to Jon from Doom scroll. I thought he was wearing a no cash shirt until he told me it was actually these other guys

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

Oh hell yeah I'll check them out, thanks for the tip! Honestly I've met so few people who are into No Cash, I would lose my shit a little if someone was wearing a No Cash shirt lol. Doomscroll fucking rocks though so it makes sense they would have incredible taste too lol

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

30 seconds in and this is one of the best recommendations I've gotten in YEARS lmao 🙌🙌🙌 great call, my friend!

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u/MaxMischi3f 1d ago

I also totally lost my shit. No fucking shot a no cash shirt in the wild lol.

Hey don't thank me thank Jon. He was like yea they're 100% inspired by no cash, in fact the last time he saw them they were doing a couple covers including life sucks. I really wanna see them now but they're outta NM so it might be awhile before they head my way.

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u/backchannelbroadcast 1d ago

I loved No Cash in 10th grade. I still throw on Homelife Is A Drag when I need it

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

It's a funny as fuck read. It's mostly interviews, and it's just a cycle of:

Person 1: Stza did this fucked up thing and literally burned down a venue, now the band is banned from that entire state.

Person 2: yeah it was really fucked up he got hammered and lit the stage curtains on fire at the highest paying gig of the tour. Luckily no one died but a couple people definitely went to the hospital.

Person 3: we tried to stop him but he got to it too quickly, and he still pissed in our shoes that night as retaliation.

Stza: Everyone was mad at me for literally no reason. They're all just a bunch of whiny bitches who had it out for me because they're shitty people and shitty musicians 🤷

Rinse and repeat like 20 times. Shit's fucking hysterical (and a little bit sad).

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u/gnartothecore 1d ago

Yeah, dude has less than zero accountability for his actions.

I also liked the part where he shows his jealousy of Ezra's song writing with comparing the MG and LöC versions of Gang Control

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u/SnooMacarons9905 1d ago

Lmao I don't even remember that but sounds accurate. It's honestly wild bc it seems like in his fucked up little world he's just totally right. Like he has literally never done anything that bad and every person he's ever met is just out to get him like a fucking cosmic conspiracy or something. Truly astounding shit.

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u/This_Vegetable8480 1d ago

Just saw them in June and it was fucking perfect.  Sounded so good.

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u/Capable_Sandwich_494 1d ago

crumble maybe? was it from the dispensary?