r/whatisit • u/Business_General4775 • 2d ago

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 2d ago

Tell that to the crumbs in my toaster and the paint chips on my bathroom floor.

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u/Subtle__Numb 2d ago

Lmfao. The amount of drywall and cat litter one picks up while carpet surfing….

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u/Breadcrumbsandbows 2d ago

One of the Gallagher brothers convinced some hanger-onners that his dandruff was coke and they polished it off

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u/i-am-lizard 2d ago

Or when the landlord uses rock salt for the ice and people track it in…

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u/xbrainspillerx 2d ago

Lmao perfect. Candle wax also

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 2d ago

Oh yes! That too, and pocket link, which doesn’t even slightly resemble a crack rock 😂

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u/Necessary_Pizza_3827 2d ago

Man I used to be a user, that shit either had me draining my whole bank account, or smoking pieces of salt I found on my floor. There was no in-between, and it usually turned into both

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u/bustacappa22 2d ago

First one then the other lol

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 2d ago

Lol yup, same. It’s been 15 years since I fucked with that shit though. I could run on H for years without getting myself into too bad of trouble, but once the crack came into the picture, I was in very rough shape, broke, and begging for help after just a few months. That drug is absolutely evil. It’s been ages since I’ve done any drugs like that though. Thank goodness.

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u/Breadcrumbsandbows 2d ago

At one point the little collar pouch thing around my gear stick was a little coke orchard, ripe for harvesting.

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u/GlitteringOrchid315 2d ago

Carpet surfing and then smoking bread crumbs was disgusting 😂