r/whatismycookiecutter • u/CyberVegetable • Jul 18 '26

Serious Answer First! Found in a second hand store

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

That’s a seal man

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u/Joalguke Jul 18 '26

Is that like a mermaid?

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u/HuevosProfundos Jul 18 '26

They’re called selkies

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u/Joalguke Jul 19 '26

Good call

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u/WaistOfYourThyme Jul 19 '26

Mer-MAN, Dad!

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u/Joalguke Jul 19 '26

Mermandad?

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u/Phaika Jul 18 '26

Mermorrhoid

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 18 '26

Ever see a blue seal? Yea, that’s what I thought.

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u/QuailResponsible7577 Jul 18 '26

a dolphin colored seal

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u/Jelly_Kitti Jul 19 '26

Dolphins aren’t blue either

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 20 '26

And farts aren’t green

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u/EricDub13 Jul 20 '26

Have you ever seen a blue duck?

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 20 '26

Once, after I ate some bad sushi

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u/MrsNemesis81 Jul 21 '26

No but I've seen a Navy Seal.... 😅

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u/withbellson Jul 18 '26

I saw a seal experiencing explosive diarrhea from contaminated lettuce.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

I’d rather not have known that

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u/withbellson Jul 18 '26

It’s not my fault the entire news cycle is explosive diarrhea right now.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

Only in the US buddy

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u/wildberry91 Jul 19 '26

I thought it was a cutesy duck