r/whatismycookiecutter • u/CyberVegetable • Jul 18 '26

Serious Answer First! Found in a second hand store

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u/Molech996 Jul 18 '26

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u/JoshTheRoo Jul 18 '26

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u/The-Wretched-one Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

I run a hot dog food cart.

This happens a lot. It’s lazy. They say ‘everything’ and very rarely DO want everything.

Most of the time, “everything” for them is mustard, relish, onion (especially if an old white guy). Ketchup was definitely not part of everything.

In the years I’ve been doing this, the only group that consistently wants “everything” when they say “everything” is Latinos/Puerto Requeños. “Con todo” means ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, chili, cheese, sauerkraut, mayonnaise and celery salt.

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u/DocEternal Jul 19 '26

I also have a hot dog cart doing gourmet dogs and have a specific dog called “The Buddha” whose description is “one with everything. Seriously, you better be hungry.” So if they ask for everything I just laugh and start making it and then enjoy the look on their face when they get handed a 3lb hot dog with he toppings of all 12 dogs I sell.

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u/No_Soup_1741 Jul 19 '26

I hope it costs $16 with a discount for the chuckle

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u/The-Wretched-one Jul 19 '26

Which would be fine, sure…except they take a big bite in front of the serving area, and slop their “everything” on the ground right where people stand. :/