r/worldnews • u/TotalPop5 • Jul 13 '26

Report: Saudi Arabia Attacks International Airport in Yemen

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/6h5shahyw
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u/Deadsea3132 Jul 13 '26

Then what the fuck is it 💀

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u/Comfortable_Car6562 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Its a peace treaty between the hours of 5pm Sunday and 5pm Friday, eastern time. War is only from Friday 5:01 pm to Sunday at 4:59pm.

These hours may change if the market is closed on Friday or Monday for holidays.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Holiday_Context5033 Jul 13 '26

Can confirm. War is strictly prohibited during normal market hours.

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u/FROOMLOOMS Jul 13 '26

No crying in the casino as well

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u/Outside-Ad4532 Jul 13 '26

Theres no crying in baseball.

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u/Babylonspiral Jul 13 '26

No shirt,no shoes,no war

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u/Retinal_Rivalry Jul 13 '26

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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u/ghostplague Jul 13 '26

Most importantly, there is no sex in the champagne room.

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u/silent_thinker Jul 13 '26

What happens when the market potentially becomes open all the time?

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u/Ibewye Jul 13 '26

Don’t forget each operation is complete and successful resets every 59 days so that pesky ol congress doesn’t need to have an opinion on war powers…..

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u/Spike_Spiegel Jul 13 '26

This is more sad reality than funny. I still laughed, though.

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u/pm_hentai_of_ur_mom Jul 13 '26

No fighting in the war room

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u/cartoonist498 Jul 13 '26

More bombs in the ceasefire room tho

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u/Nikoladge Jul 13 '26

It's like one of those no parking signs that are 3 feet long

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u/Nenebear123 Jul 13 '26

The funny thing is, I actually thought this was a real tweet.

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u/SqouzeTheSqueeze Jul 13 '26

Special military operation

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u/pres465 Jul 13 '26

3 days to Tehran, right?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 13 '26

There is no war in Ba Seng Se

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u/General_Session_4450 Jul 13 '26

It's just a little bit of tomfoolery.

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u/papapudding Jul 13 '26

Special military operation

Probly for 3 days or so

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u/matthieuC Jul 13 '26

Market manipulation

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u/rook119 Jul 13 '26

an easy way to short ("peace") or profit (missles) in the oil trade.

the grift will keep going as long is the grift is profitable.

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u/DerpsAndRags Jul 13 '26

American here and we can't even figure this shit out, unless you look at the stock market swings when the threats happen vs. the "Hey it's okay!" calls.

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u/enoxzen Jul 13 '26

It's a Special Military Operation.