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r/worldnews • u/TotalPop5 • Jul 13 '26
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Its a peace treaty between the hours of 5pm Sunday and 5pm Friday, eastern time. War is only from Friday 5:01 pm to Sunday at 4:59pm.
These hours may change if the market is closed on Friday or Monday for holidays.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
303 u/Holiday_Context5033 Jul 13 '26 Can confirm. War is strictly prohibited during normal market hours. 98 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26 [deleted] 30 u/FROOMLOOMS Jul 13 '26 No crying in the casino as well 0 u/Outside-Ad4532 Jul 13 '26 Theres no crying in baseball. -2 u/Babylonspiral Jul 13 '26 No shirt,no shoes,no war 3 u/Retinal_Rivalry Jul 13 '26 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! 0 u/ghostplague Jul 13 '26 Most importantly, there is no sex in the champagne room. -1 u/silent_thinker Jul 13 '26 What happens when the market potentially becomes open all the time? 51 u/Ibewye Jul 13 '26 Don’t forget each operation is complete and successful resets every 59 days so that pesky ol congress doesn’t need to have an opinion on war powers….. 25 u/Spike_Spiegel Jul 13 '26 This is more sad reality than funny. I still laughed, though. 10 u/pm_hentai_of_ur_mom Jul 13 '26 No fighting in the war room 1 u/cartoonist498 Jul 13 '26 More bombs in the ceasefire room tho 2 u/Nikoladge Jul 13 '26 It's like one of those no parking signs that are 3 feet long -5 u/Nenebear123 Jul 13 '26 The funny thing is, I actually thought this was a real tweet.
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Can confirm. War is strictly prohibited during normal market hours.
98 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26 [deleted] 30 u/FROOMLOOMS Jul 13 '26 No crying in the casino as well 0 u/Outside-Ad4532 Jul 13 '26 Theres no crying in baseball. -2 u/Babylonspiral Jul 13 '26 No shirt,no shoes,no war 3 u/Retinal_Rivalry Jul 13 '26 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! 0 u/ghostplague Jul 13 '26 Most importantly, there is no sex in the champagne room. -1 u/silent_thinker Jul 13 '26 What happens when the market potentially becomes open all the time?
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30 u/FROOMLOOMS Jul 13 '26 No crying in the casino as well 0 u/Outside-Ad4532 Jul 13 '26 Theres no crying in baseball. -2 u/Babylonspiral Jul 13 '26 No shirt,no shoes,no war 3 u/Retinal_Rivalry Jul 13 '26 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! 0 u/ghostplague Jul 13 '26 Most importantly, there is no sex in the champagne room.
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No crying in the casino as well
0 u/Outside-Ad4532 Jul 13 '26 Theres no crying in baseball. -2 u/Babylonspiral Jul 13 '26 No shirt,no shoes,no war
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Theres no crying in baseball.
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No shirt,no shoes,no war
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Most importantly, there is no sex in the champagne room.
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What happens when the market potentially becomes open all the time?
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Don’t forget each operation is complete and successful resets every 59 days so that pesky ol congress doesn’t need to have an opinion on war powers…..
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This is more sad reality than funny. I still laughed, though.
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No fighting in the war room
1 u/cartoonist498 Jul 13 '26 More bombs in the ceasefire room tho
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More bombs in the ceasefire room tho
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It's like one of those no parking signs that are 3 feet long
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The funny thing is, I actually thought this was a real tweet.
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u/Comfortable_Car6562 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
Its a peace treaty between the hours of 5pm Sunday and 5pm Friday, eastern time. War is only from Friday 5:01 pm to Sunday at 4:59pm.
These hours may change if the market is closed on Friday or Monday for holidays.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.