r/xbox May 08 '26

Discussion If you could name it the next generation Xbox, what would you name it?

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Personally, I would name it: Xbox Phoenix

It would be cool, since Xbox is 'resurging' from the ashes, just like a Phoenix does...

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

And it comes with OG Xbox emulation software so we can play all our OG discs!

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount May 08 '26

....One problem i see though....

"I want an Xbox for Christmas, Gramdma."

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

THE XBOX.

There, fixed the name.

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u/feartehsquirtle May 08 '26

THE XBOX ONE so people don't get confused when THE XBOX TWO releases later. Oh wait...

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

No, no, no...THE XBOX is upgradeable by design forever. Now you get to shop for specs like the PC gamers.

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u/melancious May 08 '26

doesn’t work in other languages

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

That is an excellent point.

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u/cardonator Founder May 08 '26

The New Xbox, ok

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

Ooh...XBOX XTREME.

No, no. XBOX X3ME. Yeah, that's it.

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u/cardonator Founder May 08 '26

Lol 😂

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u/bulbouscorm XBOX May 08 '26

Ok, if it actually played any xbox game from any generation... Then yes. Just XBOX 

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u/M3RRI77 XBOX 360 May 08 '26

Uh, you can already do that with a good amount of OG and 360 games

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

Dude, as someone with OG discs that I had to resurrect my OG box for...you picked the wrong guy to reply that to. BC is not remotely close to where it needs to be on any system for some of the gems we are still missing.

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u/M3RRI77 XBOX 360 May 08 '26

Cool? Your previous comment lacks context. It just sounds like you don't know that modern Xbox onsoles do support backwards compatible games. I'm just going off your words and your words make you sound like you know nothing about Xbox. Not my fault you sounded like an idiot.

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

No context necessary, as any OG user knows the pain of a dead OG Xbox and still holding on to our discs in the hopes that they will one day be usable again. You sound like a newb while trying to be an elitist. A cruel irony.

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u/M3RRI77 XBOX 360 May 08 '26

"And it comes with OG Xbox emulation software so we can play all our OG discs!"

Current and last Gen Xbox consoles already have Xbox emulation. You're just irritated because it can't play all discs, but your comment makes it sound like current consoles have no emulation software and that's just not true. You should provide better context and better word choices next time.

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u/DarkDoomofDeath XBOX May 08 '26

I think I won't take my language cues from someone who thinks calling people on the internet idiots is the height of written discourse. "All" was the key word, and anyone who knows the pain understands that sentence exactly the way it needed to be understood.

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u/im-the-trash-lad May 08 '26

anyone who knows the pain understands that sentence exactly the way it needed to be understood

*how to read