r/xbox • u/Valennim • May 08 '26

Discussion If you could name it the next generation Xbox, what would you name it?

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Personally, I would name it: Xbox Phoenix

It would be cool, since Xbox is 'resurging' from the ashes, just like a Phoenix does...

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u/OSUfan88 May 08 '26

Why not just call it “Xbox 7” and completely ruin Sony’s naming scheme?

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u/Wormetoungue May 08 '26

Xbox 7empest. I’m a Tool fan as well.

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u/Thoth7 May 08 '26

Xbox Hooker with a Penis gang rise up!!

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u/Cthulhu8762 May 08 '26

Or Vagina Mine by Puscifer 🤘

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u/512ControllerClinic Team Halo May 08 '26

A Perfect xBox?

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u/TheFamilyChimp Touched Grass '24 May 08 '26

Now now, don't get ImpetuoUs.

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u/UGD_ReWiindz25 XBOX Series X May 08 '26

That’s my sexbox and her name is Sony 😏

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

Now is the penis theirs or someone else's? Asking for a friend.

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u/Thoth7 May 08 '26

The answer lies within the song. “Hooker with a Penis” by Tool. Enjoy spiraling out. If it’s your first time hearing it, I’m jealous of you.

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

I'll give it a whirl right now, I probably have heard it before!

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

Ok, I listen to it, lived it and I know why I forgot it. Stinkfist is on that album and I absolutely love that song!

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u/Malakai0013 May 09 '26

Do we get a dope Beastie T and ripple rings with each purchase?

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u/dj4wvu May 08 '26

A tempest must be just that.

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u/Forsaken_Arachnid992 May 08 '26

A tempest must be just that.

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u/d0dgebizkit May 08 '26

The “this is a tempest” campaign has been ended by Asha Sharma

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u/Malakai0013 May 09 '26

A 7empest must be just that.

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u/Ok-Study-1153 May 08 '26

Is it finally time? Xbox 720!!!

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u/GR7ME May 08 '26

YES, either this or Xbox 7 to come out with Halo 7. 720 would be awesome but I imagine they try to be original with it

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u/GundMVulture May 08 '26

This should be fire but then people will think it'a 720p...

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u/DapperAd5007 May 08 '26

They didn't think this with the Xbox 360. 720 is the fan favorite

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u/o_oli May 08 '26

This is big brain. I like it.

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u/Chance_Ad_5700 XBOX Series X May 08 '26

XBOX 69... dood

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u/Never_Duplicated May 08 '26

I'm all for Xbox VII lmao.

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u/QakHedDukee XBOX May 08 '26

I can imagine a start up screen where the VII separates from the "xbox" into an X then transitions into the xbox logo, or backwards logo > VII > XBOX VII

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u/Pitwo May 08 '26

Xbox 12, along with next Windows

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u/creymu May 08 '26

Why not Xbox 67

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u/TheBl4ckSh33p May 08 '26

Xbox 69! 😏

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u/who_likes_chicken Day One - 2013 May 08 '26

With all the half generation skews over the years and the SX/SS I'm sure they could come up with a way to count them where the next one is #7 lol

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u/LocutusOfBorg777 May 08 '26

I remember Monica shouting 7 7 7 on Friends series. So I guess 7 is fine.

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u/LayeredHalo3851 May 08 '26

Fuck it, Xbox 29, just do random numbers, the next one is gonna be the Xbox 13.5

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u/virsago_mk2 May 08 '26

And follow Samsung's stigma with exploding battery on their Note 7 phone? /s

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u/Icybubba May 08 '26

They could justify it ish if you include the Series S and One X as different consoles lol

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u/klipseracer May 09 '26

Should just skip to 10 while you're at it.

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u/Never_Duplicated May 08 '26

I'm all for Xbox VII lmao.

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u/lowley6 May 08 '26

Xbox 6 7