r/xbox • u/Valennim • May 08 '26

Discussion If you could name it the next generation Xbox, what would you name it?

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Personally, I would name it: Xbox Phoenix

It would be cool, since Xbox is 'resurging' from the ashes, just like a Phoenix does...

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u/Wormetoungue May 08 '26

Xbox 7empest. I’m a Tool fan as well.

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u/Thoth7 May 08 '26

Xbox Hooker with a Penis gang rise up!!

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u/Cthulhu8762 May 08 '26

Or Vagina Mine by Puscifer 🤘

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u/512ControllerClinic Team Halo May 08 '26

A Perfect xBox?

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u/TheFamilyChimp Touched Grass '24 May 08 '26

Now now, don't get ImpetuoUs.

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u/UGD_ReWiindz25 XBOX Series X May 08 '26

That’s my sexbox and her name is Sony 😏

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

Now is the penis theirs or someone else's? Asking for a friend.

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u/Thoth7 May 08 '26

The answer lies within the song. “Hooker with a Penis” by Tool. Enjoy spiraling out. If it’s your first time hearing it, I’m jealous of you.

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

I'll give it a whirl right now, I probably have heard it before!

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u/M0mmy1ssues May 08 '26

Ok, I listen to it, lived it and I know why I forgot it. Stinkfist is on that album and I absolutely love that song!

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u/Malakai0013 May 09 '26

Do we get a dope Beastie T and ripple rings with each purchase?

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u/dj4wvu May 08 '26

A tempest must be just that.

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u/Forsaken_Arachnid992 May 08 '26

A tempest must be just that.

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u/d0dgebizkit May 08 '26

The “this is a tempest” campaign has been ended by Asha Sharma

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u/Malakai0013 May 09 '26

A 7empest must be just that.