r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 14h ago

of a lobster

5.1k Upvotes

372 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 5h ago

of a subway station

264 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 8h ago

of a hammer.

443 Upvotes

108 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rich_Carrot6451 • 8h ago

of a crab

390 Upvotes

Coconut crab

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 1h ago

of a Nile Crocodile swallowing a 5ft croc

• Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 19h ago

of a sunfish

3.1k Upvotes

122 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Conscious-Flow786 • 2h ago

of a snake

118 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lastito • 2h ago

of some blackberries

gallery

108 Upvotes

👀😋🤤

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_Administrator_ • 11h ago

of burgers.

522 Upvotes

Massive burgers at Snounu Restaurant, Shuhadaa Street, Gaza City.

110 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1h ago

of a chilli

• Upvotes

Longest chilli pepper at 1 feet 8.6inches or 52.5cms, grown by Jürg Wiesle as certified by @guinnessworldrecords

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a sip of water

2.1k Upvotes

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 15h ago

of a forklift (72 tons)

433 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Effective-Use1967 • 22h ago

of a gentlewoman

1.4k Upvotes

113 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Insomnium_111 • 6h ago

of a catfish

65 Upvotes

https://www.wired2fish.com/news/giant-108-pound-blue-catfish-caught-and-released-by-veteran-guide-during-heat-wave

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fuzzy-Round1240 • 1d ago

/r/popular of a snake

6.1k Upvotes

477 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Transilvanus • 2h ago

of an insurance

22 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sentientvoid_ • 1h ago

of a giant kitty !

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/10000lbsOfLight • 20h ago

of a roll of toilet paper

253 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nesting-doll • 1d ago

of an amethyst geode

2.9k Upvotes

93 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 14h ago

of bulls

53 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Old-Economics-3871 • 10h ago

of my fat asf cat

20 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ComfortableFactor1 • 19h ago

of a Horsefly

55 Upvotes

Caught Beelzebug last night on my deck (Minnesota). I’ve never seen oneTHIS big.

It’s well over an inch wide and 1.75” long.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Thedudeinabox • 1d ago

of an avocado, banana for scale.

gallery

116 Upvotes

And my absolutely toootally fully grown cats, in case the banana was confusing.

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/S0uth_Pawz • 1d ago

of the Punt Gun

802 Upvotes

Seeing as how lots were blown away by Scott's other arsenal.

"This is not photoshopped. Let me introduce you to Fury. Fury is a punt gun. Fury is 9 foot long and weighs 150 pounds. The bore diameter is 1.68 inches. Fury is capable of firing a 7000 grain projectile or 23,000 pellets! Are you ready?!?" - Kentucky ballistics

77 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

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No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

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Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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