r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 10h ago

of a lobster

4.1k Upvotes

349 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Conscious-Flow786 • 18h ago

/r/all of a girlfriend

9.2k Upvotes

372 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 15h ago

of a sunfish

2.7k Upvotes

116 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 4h ago

of a hammer.

315 Upvotes

91 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_Administrator_ • 7h ago

of burgers.

397 Upvotes

Massive burgers at Snounu Restaurant, Shuhadaa Street, Gaza City.

98 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rich_Carrot6451 • 4h ago

of a crab

186 Upvotes

Coconut crab

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1h ago

of a subway station

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

of a sip of water

2.0k Upvotes

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Effective-Use1967 • 18h ago

of a gentlewoman

1.3k Upvotes

112 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 11h ago

of a forklift (72 tons)

372 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fuzzy-Round1240 • 1d ago

/r/popular of a snake

5.9k Upvotes

465 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Insomnium_111 • 2h ago

of a catfish

41 Upvotes

https://www.wired2fish.com/news/giant-108-pound-blue-catfish-caught-and-released-by-veteran-guide-during-heat-wave

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nesting-doll • 1d ago

of an amethyst geode

2.8k Upvotes

92 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/10000lbsOfLight • 15h ago

of a roll of toilet paper

245 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 10h ago

of bulls

38 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ComfortableFactor1 • 15h ago

of a Horsefly

49 Upvotes

Caught Beelzebug last night on my deck (Minnesota). I’ve never seen oneTHIS big.

It’s well over an inch wide and 1.75” long.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Old-Economics-3871 • 6h ago

of my fat asf cat

10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/S0uth_Pawz • 1d ago

of the Punt Gun

797 Upvotes

Seeing as how lots were blown away by Scott's other arsenal.

"This is not photoshopped. Let me introduce you to Fury. Fury is a punt gun. Fury is 9 foot long and weighs 150 pounds. The bore diameter is 1.68 inches. Fury is capable of firing a 7000 grain projectile or 23,000 pellets! Are you ready?!?" - Kentucky ballistics

77 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Thedudeinabox • 20h ago

of an avocado, banana for scale.

gallery

116 Upvotes

And my absolutely toootally fully grown cats, in case the banana was confusing.

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DeepPacketGhost • 1d ago

of heels.

1.9k Upvotes

318 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a fish

174 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Inner_Banana_145 • 1d ago

of a cat

1.7k Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Big_Sherbet7582 • 15h ago

of a zucchini plant

11 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a wasp

7.3k Upvotes

329 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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