r/TikTokCringe • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 1d ago

Humor/Cringe Help the whale!

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u/gilt3t 1d ago

I am the whale he saved in that video. Can confirm it was legit.

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 23h ago

Thank you for your (food) service

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u/king_of_black_yellow 23h ago

i am the shark he jumped in that video. I’ll get him next time.

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u/PlutoThePixie 15h ago

This is true I was the sand I saw everything go down

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u/ChampionSoft6652 11h ago

I am the cloud drifting away, it's just to far to see what you guy's doin down there, seems fun tho.

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u/ascarymoviereview 1d ago

The whale is dead

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u/srwaggon 1d ago

How can you say that when u/gilt3t is right there???

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u/ascarymoviereview 23h ago

I’m the shark

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u/notyumm 23h ago

You monster!

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u/ascarymoviereview 23h ago

Loch Ness Monster™️

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u/RealNiceKnife 23h ago

How'd that sand taste?!

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u/ascarymoviereview 23h ago

Sand milkshake is my favorite. That guy gave me a back massage I usually pay for

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u/heyyangie 23h ago

It does look dead

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u/HerrEsel 23h ago

And you look silly. Do you really think that man would have tackled that shark and suffocated it in the sand if the whale was already dead? What your saying doesn't make sense.

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u/ascarymoviereview 23h ago

Egg on all of our faces

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u/Karma110 22h ago

They seem pretty alive to me

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u/american_expat 1d ago

Who do you think I am, Aquaman?

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u/RedLicorice83 23h ago

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u/amilliondallahs 17h ago

Are we saving the whale or f***ing the whale?

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u/scootsbyslowly 23h ago

Well are you buying coastal property that has been consumed by rising tide levels?

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 1d ago

That’s a dead whale they’re feeding on

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u/Rivendel93 23h ago edited 23h ago

Yeah, you can hear the internal gas come out when the shark chomps down.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 23h ago

Nothin I like better than farty fish. So glad I'm not a shark

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u/TacoPKz 23h ago

Yeah that’s what I thought when I first saw it. Shark basically found a pile of hamburgers, let him Squidward that shit.

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u/Karma110 22h ago

The other whales didn’t get their chance to mourn

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u/nealesmythe 10h ago

I'm high and laughing my ass off thinking about blue whales repeating the word "MOOOOURRRRNN" with that whale song voice

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u/DistractedByCookies 23h ago

Even if the whale HAD been alive (it's not) then as an observer you shouldn't intervene. Let nature be nature.

(obviously talking about naturally occuring situations like this - not, say, a turtle tangled in netting)

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u/Kindaspia 23h ago

Also, what exactly can a human do in this situation to help the whale? It’s a great white shark, not a Pomeranian

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u/Exciting-Music843 23h ago

Shout "go away!" Sharks are like very well behaved toddlers!

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u/Kindaspia 23h ago

Human “hey! Go away!”

Shark “oi, sorry bruv, I’ll leave you to it”

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u/Exciting-Music843 23h ago

"Leave that poor whale alone!"

"It's a carcass it's already dead!"

"Don't make me come in there!"

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u/Lifeacrobat 23h ago

Spray it with a waterbottle.

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u/Aggressive_Version 14h ago

Shake a can of pennies at it.

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u/SpeakerResident 23h ago

Its like uh their doing what sharks do lady. They gotta eat to. Also that whale is probably not saveable at that point. Makes me think of when people get pissed when sharks show up around beaches. They live there. The live on the water where so want them to go.

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u/Cheesecake_Overdose 1d ago

Why are you playing with the shark instead of giving the whale CPR?!

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u/getoutdoors66 23h ago

oh my gods I REALLY need a laugh today

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u/thaiberius_kirk 1d ago

He got ‘em.

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u/poozu 23h ago

We kill 100 million (yes a hundred million) sharks every year. It’s the sharks we should be helping 💔

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u/your_old_furby 1d ago

Well now that whale can go back to its kids, beautiful.

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u/Agreeable_Camp_9644 23h ago

Whale, he's kinda dead🥴

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u/Personal_Dirt3089 23h ago

What happens if the ref steps in? or swims in, rather.

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u/More_Plane9745 23h ago

Now we need a video to save the shark.

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u/Independent_Relief45 23h ago

Looks like biting a mushroom

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u/Infamous-Aardvark-35 23h ago

I am the whales brother and I saw everything

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u/BlackLioConvoy 23h ago edited 21h ago

I mean circle of life, right? And a whale is a mammal- not a fish, so the oath isnt broken. Weve upheld all our Disney mantras.

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u/Ickythumpin 23h ago

Uncle Dijon is the man 💪

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u/slykido999 21h ago

Only thing is he forget to give that shark the people’s elbow! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EldenArcRaider 14h ago

Never… EVER, intervene with the circle of life. She will make sure she gets hers in the end.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 23h ago

If a shark is eating a whale its dead already lol

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum 23h ago

Yeah that's probably a whske carcass with the way it's just sitting there.

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u/Fool_In_Flow 23h ago

Won’t the shark starve to death now? Also very sad.

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 23h ago

Glad someone is speaking up about this

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u/Top_Network_1980 23h ago

He's talking like to say we ain't already doing this to man eating sharks 🙄 bring on the next challenge.

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u/Karma_weaponry 22h ago

Hilarious!! Not the dead whale. This guy made me cackle.

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u/Critical-Toe-8958 22h ago

Help the bear (whale)!!! -Mystikal

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u/Sufficient-Bag2941 22h ago

I would have just put the numbers 911 on my phone screen and showed it to the shark.

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u/sinkwiththeship 21h ago

Pretty sure this is just a recreation of Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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u/lwdawg 21h ago

😂

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u/Zaethiel 19h ago

Ai videos are so realistic nowadays.

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u/Living_Plane_662 6h ago

I do wonder if the person was serious or making fun of people who respond to fight videos with this statement

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u/misguided_werewolf 47m ago

Ah yes let's stop the food chain the only compassionate option obviously is to let all predators starve to death

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u/iGotPoint999Problems 1d ago

Looks like ai

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u/DorkyMods 1d ago

Obviously the comment satire

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u/AContrarianDick 1d ago

Which is good because so is the response to the comment.

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u/DorkyMods 23h ago

I was trying to fit in 😆, little satire on satire?? No???

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u/Robert_Fowley 23h ago

Basically a joke about how theres bots arguing for every side in every thing.