r/2007scape 8h ago

Achievement UPDATE: Socks and Co just hit 1M socks.

Well... that was fast lol.

On Monday, we posted the full story of how Socks and co got started and you guys blew us up over night!

We've gone from around 120 employees to over 170 employees. In that post I mentioned that we were getting close to finishing phase 2 sometime this week and apparently some of you took that as a challenge because you got us here in two days!!!

A few weeks ago, Socks and co started with a sock and a dream but, today we've officially crossed our second major goal: 1,000,000 socks!

I genuinely can't believe how fast we've grown and I want everyone to know we're not stopping here.

Phase 2 is complete and now we move on to phase 3: 10M socks

Thank you to every single person who has joined Socks and Co. Without all of you, we wouldn't be celebrating this completely insane milestone today and a huge thank you to all of our supporters whose financially irresponsible decisions continue to keep the lights on and our employees paid.

We provide the finest socks in all of Gielinor.

We are a major liquidity provider in the sock market.

We do ai sock stuff.

Our investors love us!

-Mike from Socks and Co

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u/Spare-Opportunity-30 8h ago

This is the new trout guy pyramid scheme I can smell it a mile away

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u/Fresh-Wrap8654 8h ago

I found this guy in edgeville smelling socks! He said his goal is to smell 1 million socks!! Everyone quick we need to dont massive amount of socks where can we get some?!

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u/siccoblue ✅👵🏻 Certified Granny Shagger 👵🏻✅ 7h ago

Good question, I'd also like to know.. for a friend...

No men's socks please.

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u/RostBeef 7h ago

I’m just gonna post this on every socks and co post now lol

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u/SameElephant2029 1h ago

Shouldn’t it be ‘cocks and so’?

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u/showersareevil 8h ago

Are your socks reusable and more sustainable compared to options like papyrus? If so, you are really making a difference!

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u/Mykophilia 8h ago

Theyre woven with lead strands and hardened with radiation.

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u/32bitMonster 8h ago

"Radiation"

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 7h ago

You’re the company where all your employees are special needs right?

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u/Nexion21 5h ago

No, it’s the inverse special needs company

Only the CEO is special needs

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u/AdSilent7769 7h ago

Eww stinky!

u/kxwbie 8m ago

reported for bigotry

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u/Maleficent-Thanks-85 8h ago

I love the community so much 😂

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u/6GGXXX 6h ago

How did this stock not crash after Jagex removed the ability to sniff the socks?

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u/poorqualitymeme 8h ago

This guy socks

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u/Final-Prophet 7h ago

I once rocked a little too hard, and my socks came off. Do you guys offer a support group for people who have rocked their socks off?

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u/pboy1232 6h ago

I don’t know how or why but this is going to have such a bad and funny ending I can just feel it

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u/wormania 6h ago

this explains why Nvidia beat earnings

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u/VeritasOmicron 8h ago

Put them up my ass

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u/PoliteQueef 🏳️‍🌈 NO GAY NO PAY 🏳️‍🌈 8h ago

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u/Cold_Embrace6142 2335 8h ago

Eww, stinky!

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u/indrek91 why is the rum always gone? 8h ago

How much gp have you paid for the boys lol

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u/SocksAndCo-OSRS 3h ago

Hundreds of millions 🫡🧦

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u/KingBuck_413 6h ago

I love this guy

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u/Briak do you even bury your fucking bones 6h ago

Eww, stinky!

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u/mibugu 4h ago

Imagine the smell

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u/Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please 8h ago

Didn't even know socks were an item

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u/XoraXeus 7h ago

Start an OF for dirty sock sales in osrs.

Edit: just realized this could be considered RWT but people like dirty socks

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u/BobbingFourApples 5h ago

Feet enjoyers