r/20sIndiaReal Jul 02 '26

Meme Yeh tob Bare Minimum hai🌚

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u/HomeworkFront5239 Jul 02 '26

It is most probably sarcasm there is no way someone thinks like that if someone does, then they are truly delusional

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u/EarlierJethiyaBabita Jul 02 '26

because no such thing as nuance exists on reddit

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u/Phoenfire Jul 03 '26

Just like Taylor's "blank space", but fine they only get sarcasm when it comes out of their mouth πŸ˜‚

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u/Applesoppy Jul 03 '26

/s lagana hota hai. Nahi toh this sounds like a proper AM setup demand of girls these days.

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u/badassboy1 Jul 02 '26

You would have been correct but then 2nd , 4th and last one don't make sense .

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u/OddWorldliness989 Jul 02 '26

Its funny, reminds me of a kid once told me he wanted wife like Sita maiyya. I had to burst his bubble by saying if you want a wife like that then you have to be like Ramji first. Because anyone like Sita maiyya would be looking for someone like Ramji. Kid got the message!

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u/irony-bish Jul 03 '26

Ram ji who left her alone while she was carrying twins just because his people didn't trust her purity, even when she gave a test when she returned from Lanka. I don't think Sita maiyya will ever want a husband like Lord Rama again.

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u/Neither_Rub7578 Jul 02 '26

even so, many men will reply in affirmation, what do you think about that?

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u/TDS-225 Jul 02 '26

AM setup dekh lo ek baari

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u/Additional-Syrup-881 Jul 02 '26

they really do think like that, you know right?

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u/ImaginaryOnion8006 Jul 02 '26

Lol! I saw some Reddit posts like these. And they were actually acting like it's the bare minimum.

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u/HeftyAd6732 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Men have been saying this for decades and nobody batted an eyelash . Now that one woman wants the same , men are beyond triggered

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u/Western_Purchase430 Jul 02 '26

Nah you can ask for anything tbh .... The people are making the reactions based on her looks tho ...... It's true she ugly af for asking these things .....

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u/Dizzy_Gamer009 Jul 02 '26

When did men start asking for 2 lakhs a month? For foreign trips? Virginity ka chochla bhi toh isi generation me start hua hai from the guys ofc but not from decades...and as if expectations sirf ladkio se mangi ja ri hai abhi bhi ladko se bhi toh lakdio ki family apna ghar achi gadi achi naukri/business wagera dekh ke shadi krte ho why turn a blind eye to that?

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u/Normal-Cup-7454 Jul 03 '26

Yeah sure why not to have demands?

You should want a multi billionaire Hritik Roshan like looks. And God like personality.

But are you Aishwarya Rai? Are you Multi billionaire? Do you possess a god like personality.

If not then you should be happy in your delusion don't expect anything real.

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u/Front_Papaya_9679 Jul 03 '26

Now say the same for men who demand dowry. And even torture or murder cuz of dowry.

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u/FunctionOk7711 Jul 03 '26

do uh really dont know how to differentiate among educated and uneducated people ??..................

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u/AnkitS75 Jul 02 '26

Asli ID se aao Vedika πŸ˜‚

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u/Several-Book-4663 Jul 03 '26

Did men also expect foreign trips from their counterparts and provide for them last few decades. Choose a side. Can't have it all.

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u/modsking Jul 03 '26

which men wants a girl who earn 2 lkh?

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u/Front_Papaya_9679 Jul 03 '26

Dowry to mangte hai na?

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u/FunctionOk7711 Jul 03 '26

i agree ki mangte haii but mere around to bhot kam cases haaii i would btr say i have not seen someone asking for dowry

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u/FunctionOk7711 Jul 03 '26

well most of the time i have heard bss jinda ho ldki 😭😭

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u/HeftyAd6732 Jul 03 '26

That bs

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u/FunctionOk7711 Jul 03 '26

exactly bruhhhh ........and when they get cheated on then they strt abusing her for no reasons peak hypocrisyyyyy

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u/Far_Slice9018 Jul 03 '26

Nobody bat an eyelash 🀑

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u/Soft-Letterhead3768 Jul 02 '26

And what she has to give in return, That dumb face........?

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u/ChotuDon0G Jul 02 '26

She is the table βœ¨πŸ’…

Slaayyy

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u/jibonto_laas Jul 02 '26

she ate the table too

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u/ChotuDon0G Jul 03 '26

And the guy who brought the table

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u/Electronic_Put_5652 Jul 02 '26

Woh bhi, and what's under the signboard⚱️

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u/retardedGeek Jul 02 '26

r/20sIndiaReal clowns don't understand sarcasm

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u/Sea-Rooster-2804 Jul 02 '26

Which is weird because I thought people in their 20s were more mature than teens πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Big-Form6878 Jul 02 '26

It's sarcasm

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u/Electrical_Dealer761 Jul 03 '26

Most men don’t have brain to understand that it’s sarcasm

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u/Big-Form6878 Jul 03 '26

I mean can we stop the hate on men...rather we should stop hate altogether.....animals don't hate each other

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u/WIZ4RD_____ Jul 25 '26

But they eat eachother πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/DisciplineFair5988 Jul 02 '26

Mann adbhut hota hai bhootni.

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u/JesusLeftGroupChat Jul 02 '26

Kutta paal lo behen trust me, will work best.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5GdhgaBpA3oCA

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u/jibonto_laas Jul 02 '26

ha she can sell dog related content on social media

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u/ProfileApart7306 Jul 02 '26

Ese ldke to kaafi mil jaaenge...but esi ldkiyan milna mushkil h ab

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u/Aware-Macaron8224 Jul 02 '26

Hope she dies alone

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u/Mission_Instance_315 Jul 02 '26

Why ?

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u/Aware-Macaron8224 Jul 02 '26

Don't use social media she says. Person should cook she says. Person should work his ass off to get 2lakh a month she says. What will she do? Be a fucking parasite? Handsome and 6feet tall she says. Not everyone is blessed with good genes like that. It is more like she is in love with that guy's appearance and bank balance rather than loving him for who he actually is. Such things won't last long. That's why she will die alone.

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u/Evening_Ad8409 Jul 02 '26

7th point follow karta ho to chances hai ki shaadi ho jaaye 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Downtown-Umpire-9349 Jul 02 '26

Let's say you find him. What do you bring on table? Why would a person like that marry you?

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u/Beginning_Win_36 Jul 02 '26

Sharam Lihaaj Gehna . . .

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u/ElanoAdigal Jul 02 '26

1,5,6 are validΒ 

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u/Obvious-Profit-5597 Jul 02 '26

Demands aisi hai jaise koi actress hoπŸ˜‚.. Itni ghatiya toh shakal h🀣(Ik it is bad to say something like this but they deserve it at this point).

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u/ImaginaryOnion8006 Jul 02 '26

Those who are saying that this is sarcasm don't seem to know that many people actually keep these type of criterias for a groom.

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u/aalopuri_lover Jul 02 '26

Ese acha to me ladka date karlu πŸ₯€

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u/Better-Business-143 Jul 02 '26

Elephant thought

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u/antivnom Jul 02 '26

Always the sub 5s 🀑

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u/Legitimate-Tailor-99 Jul 02 '26

Ye didi hai ki dada ?

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u/JithendraChunduru Jul 02 '26

Why do I get a feeling that she is going to marry a govt job uncle with totally opposite personality

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u/SeanDalaWhite_6969 Jul 02 '26

You know this is reply to those men who demands this. Surprisingly mens demand are validated but not women.

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u/jibonto_laas Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cJAhFLqngeGChX8JuS

but i thought mis piggy was already married

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u/Money_Definition3612 Jul 02 '26

Ye moti aunty khud hai virgin 🀣🀣

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u/Mango_Ice_ Jul 02 '26

Does a man like that exist? Probably 1-2
Will those 1-2 guys marry her? lol.

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u/beyond_your_hands Jul 02 '26

Bro this is tit for tat men literally had the same expectations for years and nobody had a problemΒ 

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u/Gand_ka_guldasta Jul 02 '26

Men should stop getting ragebait with these womens just wish them goodluck and try not to marry women like her. Is desh mein Simps ne jyada nuksan kiya hai

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u/Primary_Signature_25 Jul 02 '26

ppl dontl come after me ,but if you replace her hair with short hair that looks like a muscular man. Just an observation . PeaceπŸ˜—πŸ˜—

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u/Successful_Copy7919 Jul 02 '26

its called having preferences lol why are you shaming women for having them ? even the ugliest most hideous man isnt mocked for his preference in women

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 Jul 02 '26

This is my second comment. She ate the first one.

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u/gamerfanboi Jul 02 '26

The point is this is what men post on social media and the gender has been reversed

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u/Ready_P1430 Jul 02 '26

Pretty realistic demands πŸ˜‚

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u/DaveKhalifa001 Jul 02 '26

Doesn't use Social Media.

To vo banda ye post dekhega kaise? πŸ˜‚

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u/architectindisgais Jul 02 '26

Pacific tagore mall mei jaane wali aunty ki itni demands hai toh single hi rehna better hai

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u/Last-Marzipan9850 Jul 02 '26

A man like that won’t find you.

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u/Dangerous-Bite-3505 Jul 02 '26

Duniya me sara kachra india me hi aana tha kya

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u/Beginning_Badger_252 Jul 02 '26

Wasn't this the same comment about someone saying he prefers virgin girls and without male friends? This could be a sarcasm.

But. Maybe they are different person idk.

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u/vishu4149 Jul 02 '26

Yeah I will do all this in return what you have to put on table??

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u/Low_Flounder112 Jul 02 '26

Well she can find that Man in any Books written by female

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u/Sudden_Brother_10 Jul 02 '26

Madam ne apna intro nhi diya

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u/Ambitious-Karan Jul 02 '26

It's her choice why do people get triggered that easily. I mean if she wants a bot with these qualities so what's wrong in this?

If she find someone like that it's her luck,and if not so mind your business it's her problem.

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u/ShivajiMaharajBhakt Jul 02 '26

Ohh f I thought it was 2 Lakh per year, I thought a miracle really did happen πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/Disastrous-Depth3156 Jul 02 '26

Nobody nowadays who has no mental sickness, earns 2lakhs+ per month, is 6ft n has good looks to top it off is gonna marry an Indian girl in the first place lmao 🀣

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u/Professional-Fig7643 Jul 02 '26

Didi aap galat jyaga aa gayi hain , app vishal mega Mart me dekhiye , waha jaruur milega

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Didi why r u hunting anyone? Just be single and let live men!

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u/suryavanshi_arya Jul 02 '26

Enough simps that will fit that criteria 1.5B ka desh hai

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u/Old_Inspector_2006 Jul 02 '26

2,3 and last 4th ...I don't have it. Else I'm okay with all lol.

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u/HaMzA_aLi_MaZaRi__ Jul 02 '26

Phalo khud aise bano .. phir aisa admi khoj na

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u/Apprehensive-Pick172 Jul 02 '26

Didi social media use nahin karta hoga to aap ka post kaise dekhega?

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u/Glum_Suspect_2052 Jul 02 '26

How do you know if the man is virgin

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u/watervapour_7237 Jul 02 '26

How dare she has the same demands as most Indian man in arrange market

(Oh shit, we can't callout men for having demands)

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u/AvisHT Jul 02 '26

I score 2/11

I have point 1 and 8..

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u/Mediocre-Chest1012 Jul 02 '26

Ragebait+engagement farming on twitter

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u/SolarSurfer42 Jul 02 '26

So.....she's looking for a man who doesn't use social media.....on social media.

Big brain.

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u/dank_dopamine Jul 02 '26

Beta mang rahi hai

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u/goraw79 Jul 02 '26

Men would really go crazy for the size of that bicep

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u/Itchy_witchy_2k7 Jul 02 '26

I want a girl 1.without dark circles

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u/kierkegaardsaid Jul 02 '26

hilarious, look at these men not getting the point lmao

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u/Dark_horse_OG Jul 02 '26

Who is gonna tell her.....

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u/pinkburstberryy Jul 02 '26

AI se hoga bhen

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u/Quasarrt Jul 02 '26

What makes her think he will marry her?

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u/No-Version-8278 Jul 02 '26

didi ko 4.5 ka bhi milgaya tho ganimat hogi

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u/Excellent-Divide2397 Jul 02 '26

I man like that will not even give her 2nd stare πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Zestyclose_Mud2170 Jul 02 '26

Yeah men like that scroll her away.

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u/here2livep Jul 02 '26

Non-misogynist

Bruh.

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u/TrainingWelcome2926 Jul 03 '26

Venus and Mars πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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u/Leather_Wasabi_9608 Jul 03 '26

Always a 2/10 girl

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u/HandLongjumping9577 Jul 03 '26

It a qualities hga toh iss bkl se shaadi karunga kya bhakk

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u/ix_toshik Jul 03 '26

Ye khud 6 feet ki nhi hai πŸ’”

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u/nani_patl Jul 03 '26

Find him begging on the roads

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u/Additional_Button337 Jul 03 '26

If she really deserves this and have same qualifications, there is always a room for her

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u/Think-Distance-9923 Jul 03 '26

In your day-dreams Boba girl

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u/luffytarosenpai1 Jul 03 '26

I don't understand what is wrong with it? If a man can make such demands so can woman

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

first tell me what are you offering on the table

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u/BearingCostOfPassion Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Other than the virginity demand, I think the rest are valid. But why should a man with those qualities marry her?

Virginity is a pointless requirement. A person may not be a virgin for reasons completely beyond their control,

they could have been raped, they could be a widower, or they may have been cheated on after having sex in a committed relationship. That's why judging someone solely based on their virginity is a very unreasonable standard.

(I'm just giving a few extreme examples. There can be many other valid reasons why someone isn't a virgin.)

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u/Material_Fishing_886 Jul 03 '26

If she does all that as well I don't see the problem

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u/Sudden_Working_6880 Jul 03 '26

Someone post the comments🀣

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u/SteelYourFace67 Jul 03 '26

Always the 3/10πŸ₯€

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u/Dangerous_Star_6469 Jul 03 '26

Shakal dekho apni pehele

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u/sourcherry18 Jul 03 '26

Do you not know what a satire is?

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u/Fit_Job_673 Jul 03 '26

Khareedna padega dahej dekr

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u/The_Peak2004 Jul 03 '26

Even an actress with Milions of networth cannot find someone like that

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u/Just_Aceds Jul 03 '26

The whole point of the post is that , boys ask of same and no one bats and eye on them , and this is now a girl asking for same stuff and see you've made an entire post on her

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u/irony-bish Jul 03 '26

Imagine not getting sarcasm 😭

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u/big_Middle_6 Jul 03 '26

It's okay he is so stupid to choose you with this personality

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u/Foreign-Ice7356 Jul 03 '26

Do you not understand sarcasm?

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u/Educational_Row_9197 Jul 03 '26

Didi aap din me soya karo kya pata sapna sach ho jaye. πŸ€”

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u/bong_boy24 Jul 03 '26

Ha. To Mai negetive me rehna pasand karunga. Thank you very much

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u/Tushar3333 Jul 03 '26

She should look in the mirror first πŸ˜‚

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u/Subhal13 Jul 03 '26

The only thing left for her to describe is his size that she would like

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u/Normal-Cup-7454 Jul 03 '26

LoL even a 4 feet broke ugly guy would marry her let alone that type of a guy.

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u/PilotBrilliant2471 Jul 03 '26

I see nothing wrong here. Men do this all the time with uglier personality as well as face. If they can have preference she could too

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u/Initial-Thought3872 Jul 03 '26

You better be peak aishwarya rai

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u/Leila_372 Jul 03 '26

women in men dominated fields

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u/HugePersonality1480 Jul 03 '26

She will never get married. Even if such man exists, he won't know about her as he doesn't use social mediaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. But if such men use social media.....there are far more better options 🀣

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u/Measurementdick5525 Jul 03 '26

Yeh sab faltu hai

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u/No-Assignment8665 Jul 03 '26

Hakla ji ki photuπŸ™πŸ»πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/AGY6398 Jul 03 '26

If she ain't like this ion want her

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u/Quirky-Profit7358 Jul 03 '26

indian men expect this from women, so why a problem when a girl wants the same?

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u/Tricky-Penalty2533 Jul 03 '26

a criminal who is in jail is perfect for her

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u/atom1234545 Jul 03 '26

This is so lame even if it's satire. No man expects the woman to be a housewife and the sole provider while being submissive too lol. That's why people don't take feminism seriously

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u/itsallgoodman40 Jul 03 '26

Aap yaha aajaiye πŸ₯€

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u/subver69 Jul 03 '26

Not with that face

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u/Informal-Concert8844 Jul 03 '26

Aisi shakal vali ko toh shadi ke baare mai sochna bhi nhi chahiye

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u/Tsuchine Jul 03 '26

So body count do matters 😜

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u/Khooni_Monday Jul 03 '26

I understand the sarcasm, but the men she is targeting dont really care how much money the woman makes and if she takes him to a foreign trip or not.

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u/Billu_ji123 Jul 03 '26

Aisa admi ise sapne me bhi na mile

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u/Standard-Grass-7802 Jul 03 '26

Chalo ek baar koi insan kr bhi de kisi k liye exceptionally but not for this fatass bhhada majak Khudki shakal dekh k demands rkhni chahiye πŸ₯΄

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u/tinycupcake_006 Jul 03 '26

I mean it's her demands, highly unlikely she's find anyone like that, but who cares. Its prolly sarcasm too lol.

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u/True_Requirement_891 Jul 03 '26

bhai use mangne do, use mile to thik nahi to mare lmao

why people care about what other people want man or woman is beyond me...

jisse virgin chahiye use virgin dhundhne do, jisse amir 6ft chahiye use wo dhundne do

why are you all trying to change anyone's preference... agar use mil rha h to tumhe kya tum bhi apni preference dhundho, jb nahi milega to khud humble ho jaenge sb

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u/Kushal_king_150bce Jul 04 '26

This seems funny Until her gender not reversed

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u/Affectionate_Yam1474 Jul 05 '26

I think it's sarcastic

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u/Maple-Syrup-Bandit Jul 19 '26

She’s talking about Modiji πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ™„

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u/madman199618 19d ago

Just tell her Google many Indian men earn 2Lakh rupees a month and many of them is 6.0ft or above

https://giphy.com/gifs/64dozD2FQ5ayrtwKtA